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One of the neat things about being a rich celebrity is that you can do super-crazy stuff with your money. And that definitely applies to giving gifts to your fellow famous people. Because of that, fancy people's mansions are littered with amazingly weird, ridiculously extravagant gifts. And piles and piles of wrapping paper. Probably.
Special thanks to Amomaxia, who will never be able to say he couldn't think of a great gift idea.