If Valentine's Day Cards Told The Truth
Men and women tell each other that honesty is the most important part of a relationship, but everyone knows that's bullshit. Otherwise, these cards would exist.
![If Valentine's Day Cards Told The Truth](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/1/5/3/153.jpg?v=1)
Men and women tell each other that honesty is the most important part of a relationship, which is itself a lie. Men want their wife to tell them she's never been with a lover who rocked her world quite so violently. Women want their husband to tell them ... whatever the hell it is women want to hear.
We asked you to use our article from a few years back as inspiration, and show us what Valentine's Day Cards would look like if they were actually honest. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...
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