Behind every Storm Trooper or foot soldier in a supervillain's personal army, is a story. At some point this person joined an organization that, deep down, they had to know was on the losing side. We asked you to photoshop for us the recruitment posters/brochures that evil organizations print with the intention of luring these poor souls in, and offered $50 to the winner. The results:

Entry by HaywireLiar

PANDORA: AN ALIEN WORLD DA RICH WITH NEW LIFE AND NATURAL RESOURCES. OVR02 n NOW LET'S EURIN THs FUCKER DOWN. ENLIST NOW! NIONE V OV 0o Ror

Entry by HaywireLiar

CRACKED.COM ARE YOU BEING A GOOD HOST?

Entry by HaywireLiar

CRAGKEDe CON CATCH'EM WHEN THEY'RE CARELESS! ICEBERGS! WE'RE DEAD AHEAD. PREEMPT GLOBAL WARMING CRUSH HUMANITY!

Entry by JomSadie

IF YOU THINK STARVATION AND POOR WORKING CONDITIONS IS CRAP WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE PAY (we USTALLY BURY IT) BUT THERE WILL BE RAPING AND PILLAGING.

Entry by iamfry

CRACKED.COM ADVENTURE? EXCITEMENT A STORMTROOPER CRAVES THESE THINGS!

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