17 Video Games' Stupid, Stupid Logic, Explained

It’s like somebody decided that making sense would make these games less fun.
17 Video Games' Stupid, Stupid Logic, Explained

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With all of the games and apps that are out, and all of the platforms to play them on, you'd think developers would have hammered out the bizarro in-universe logic that's always been a thing. Nope. Video games make less sense than ever.

So as a public service, we asked readers to come up with charts explaining the convoluted logic behind common video games and apps. The winner is below, but first, the runners-up:

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STEALTH GAMES Guard alerted by noise from another guard Guard alerted by noise from you
THE CRACKED CON EV L WTHIN FATALITY! ITEMS OF LETHALITY IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND! SPIKES IN HEAD KNIFE IN HEAD
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG SCORE 600 TIME 0:48 RINGS O 18 Cannot breathe. 58/ N 37 Water SCORE 2000 TIME 1:51 RINGS 8 Breathes just fine. Space
Fallgut Accuracy What the system claims it will hit versus what it actually hits. 95 % 25 % 25 % 25 25 % Expected Outcome: Actual Outcomes: Head shot
17 Video Games' Stupid, Stupid Logic, Explained
17 Video Games' Stupid, Stupid Logic, Explained
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Only CRACKED.COM a small percentage of real bats are rabid. Legend of Zelda bats: 100% of them put you 6% closer to dead if you touch them.
17 Video Games' Stupid, Stupid Logic, Explained
Shotgun damage in shooter games: Power DLIMIIN 0 Distance CRACKED.COM
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