Shutting down assholes can be tough work. Perfectly and succinctly giving them the business can take a little longer than you would expect to, especially if the asshole in question is particularly combative.

Which is why we went ahead and put together a little playbook for you. Now you can just tell them off, drop the mic, and walk away in less than a minute. Enjoy!

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