Keegan Kelly
Dad, husband, President, citizen.
TikTok Won’t Let Bobby Lee Forget That He Couldn’t Stop Telling Podcasters He Had Sex with a Young Girl in Tijuana
Clips of Lee describing an encounter with a sex worker who looked like Natalie Portman from ‘The Professional’ continue to follow the popular podcaster across social media
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Send in the Clowncore: High Fashion’s Latest Trend Is Looking Like a Clown
The bozos at ‘Elle’ have declared this spring to be the season of the clown
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James Acaster Is Crashing Ticketing Websites Like Taylor Swift
Tickets to Acaster's U.K. tour are harder to come by than Swift songs that aren't about an ex-boyfriend
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Here’s the Pro-Trans John Cleese Sketch From ‘The Meaning of Life’ to Celebrate Its 40th Anniversary
Cleese was accidentally a trans ally for four decades before he joined British Fox News
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The ‘You Can’t Say Anything’ Comics Don’t Actually Have Anything to Say
Rob Schneider announced his new Fox Nation stand-up special, and the woke mob quaked in their non-binary boots
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Jennifer Aniston Is No Fan of Sandlercore
The ‘Friends’ star snapped at Adam Sandler for showing up to the ‘Murder Mystery 2’ premiere in a hoodie
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A.I. Comedian Tom Brady Is an Evolution Skeptic with a Fecal Fascination
Will Sasso from ‘MADtv’ made a creationist comic A.I. Brady who is obsessed with poop — somehow, no part of that description was written by ChatGPT
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'Scott Pilgrim' Anime Will Reunite The Entire Cast – Even The Crazy Famous Ones
Michael Cera, Aubrey Plaza, Kieran Culkin and half the MCU are returning to Toronto
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Comedy Cellar Acquires New York’s Greatest 3 A.M. Fight Venue, Which Has a Lot of Adam Sandler History, Too
The Third Street McDonald’s used to be the most dangerous one in New York -- just ask Dylan and Cole Sprouse
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Patton Oswalt Gives Invaluable Advice in His ‘Dear Prudence’ Column
The comedian/actor/comic book writer took on conflict resolution for his next venture
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Why Does Jennifer Aniston Want ‘Friends’ to Be Canceled?
"You can’t joke about anything nowadays!’ says the star of a show about twenty-somethings drinking coffee
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John Leguizamo Wants to Play Gwyneth Paltrow in Her Inevitable Ski Trial Series
The ‘Daily Show’ guest gave us a look inside the audition room from a Latin perspective
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Brooke Shields’ ‘Friends’ Guest Role Made Andre Agassi Throw a Trophy-Smashing Tantrum
Then again, maybe it was just the meth
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Mae Martin Begrudgingly Name Drops Dave Chappelle for His ‘Bad Faith’ Trans Jokes ‘With Real-Life Consequences’ in New Netflix Special
Martin would rather talk about their dad’s insane comments on their conception, but Chappelle just won’t shut up about trans people
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Professional Weirdo Jeff Goldblum Makes Seth Meyers Sing on His Own Show
Goldblum and Meyers accidentally sparked some chemistry à la Audrey Hepburn
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J.K. Rowling Wouldn’t Let Robin Williams Audition for ‘Harry Potter’ Parts
Williams wanted to play either Hagrid or Lupin, but Rowling wanted Americans to stay out of her series
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‘Everybody Hates Chris’ Producer Told Tyler James Williams That He’d Never Work Again
The ‘Abbott Elementary’ star still remembers his awful boss who told him he’d only ever be Chris Rock
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Sam Neill Calls Robin Williams ‘The Saddest Person I’ve Ever Met’
Neill says his 'Bicentennial Man’ co-star was ‘inconsolably solitary and deeply depressed’ in a new memoir
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‘Scrubs’ Creator Bill Lawrence Threatens That Reunion Movie Is ‘Inevitable’
The series should have gotten a DNR after its unimpressive ninth season
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Bill Maher Mistakenly Believes That There Are No Nepo Babies in Pro Sports
The son of a radio announcer called professional sports the last true meritocracies
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