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PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Science and Tech Trivia to Make You the Belle of the Ball at Space Camp Who remembers Arcade Fire’s cutting edge 2010 music video? Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published November 02, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Didn’t Have to Boil a Great Lake to Produce Nothing like an Ewok steak and a tall glass of Bantha milk Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published November 02, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, October 30, 2024 Unfortunately, we now know what shows British people like to roleplay in the bedroom. Authors By Jesse Published October 30, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Myths, Mistruths and Miscalculations That Have Poisoned the Zeitgeist Sorry, but your archnemesis isn’t going to hear that awesome quip you’ve been workshopping to your minions Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published October 30, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, October 29, 2024 We’ve got some awesome Halloween costume ideas, if you’re a simp for capitalism Authors By Jesse Published October 29, 2024
14 Individual Animals and Packs with the Highest Individual Human Kill Counts Countless maulings can be traced back to a couple of toothaches Authors By Jesse Published October 28, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Bits of Pop Culture Trivia We Shoved Up Our Nose as a Child and Just Found Out They’re Still Up There Bear Grylls baptized Russell Brand... in what type of liquid, exactly? Authors By Jesse Published October 28, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Like a Roomba for Your Mind Palace Aubrey Plaza carved out her career through sheer force of weirdness Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published October 28, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, October 27, 2024 Which animal would win in a drinking contest? Authors By Jesse Published October 27, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Advertisement and Marketing Trivia That Can Be Yours for Just the Price of a Cup of Coffee A gaggle of stovemakers have ruined our lives Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published October 27, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Like a Set of Jangling Keys for Your Inner Child The first Hollywood actor to get their own spin-off was a horse Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published October 27, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Breaking News Items That Stopped the Presses Somewhere in the World Tech dorks are going to force volcanoes to do math Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published October 26, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Quotes to Upload Into Your Vernacular Put your money where your mouth is, Bill Gates. Hire me, a ‘lazy person’ Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published October 26, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Snort Up Your Schnoz Like a Thirsty Elephant Aw, cheer up Meryl! Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published October 26, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, October 25, 2024 Google is regulating its A.I., you just can’t see it, and in fact, only computers can Authors By Jesse Published October 25, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Come True If You Recite Them Into a Mirror in a Dark Room Three Times Get ‘em, Carrie Fisher Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published October 25, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, October 24, 2024 What’s the best way to purchase a haunted house? Don’t ask Authors By Jesse Published October 24, 2024
14 Other Countries’ Most-Watched TV Broadcasts We’ll give you one guess as to who can’t get enough ‘Melodifestivalen’ Authors By Jesse Published October 24, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Flush Before the Cops Get Here Britney Spears got her biggest hit because a weird Swedish guy didn’t double-check his English Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published October 24, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, October 22, 2024 Abraham Lincoln in: Back to the Euture Authors By Jesse Published October 23, 2024