40 Quotes to Upload Into Your Vernacular

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40 Quotes to Upload Into Your Vernacular
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The Wicked Queen

YOUR FAULTY MEMORY: The Wicked Queen in Snow White uses her mirror to get confirmation of her attractiveness, by saying, Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? &it CRACKED.COM THE REALITY: The Queen talks to her mirror with a more appropriate title, the full quote is, Magic mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?

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Abraham Lincoln

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Aaron Paul

AARON PAUL HAS NO HALF MEASURES TATTOOED ON HIS ARM. o Hay Moewwrus Paul got the tattoo as a tribute after Breaking Bad ended. It's a reference to Mike's memorable no more half measures' quote from season three episode Half Measures.

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Douglas Adams

TELL US NOW. A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. A reader shares the Douglas Adams quote, saying, This genuinely influences how I design or make anything, and how I give instructions for anything. CRACKED.COM

Wild Wild West

Notes From Execs WILD WILD WEST Director Barry Sonnenfeld said studio execs wanted to lower the budget if the characters were too complex, and asked to remove the subtleties (such as they are). Actual quote: Could you take out the nuances? CRACKED

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An Unnamed U.S. Senator

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. attributed to Bill Gates The original quote, from a 1

Shakespeare By Way of Megan Fox

Megan Fox has a Shakespeare quote on her back. bepill alllanal bulletA ailded It's a King Leer-inspired line, We will all laugh at gilded butterflies. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED COM

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August Booth

CRACKEDCON Once Upon a Time is filled with flat, fairytale-based characters, but August Booth (Pinocchio) rises above them with one poignant quote: I

PagerDuty CEO

CRACKED A TECH COMPANY CEO APOLOGIZED FOR QUOTING MLK IN A LAYOFF EMAIL. At the end of the email, the PagerDuty CEO said the situation made her think of a quote from MLK that said a leader is judged by how they act in difficult times, not when everything is going well. Indeed.

Frank Darabont

Notes From Execs THE WALKING DEAD AMC filed emails from fired executive producer Frank Darabont, showing his boiling rage at the show. A quote: I just kept Denise on the phone for 20 minutes making her listen to me scream. CRACKED

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Venom

MORBIUS EASTER EGGS I AM VENOM. Despite saying it to almost no one left alive after, Venom's catchphrase is well-known enough for Morbius to jokingly quote it. CRACKED.COM

Victor Hugo

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Hellen Keller

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. For us, this quote implies that e

The Royal Tenenbaums

The Royal Tenenbaums There's a quote from Witness in The Royal Tenenbaums. In the 1985 film Witness, Danny Glover's character shoots Harrison Ford in a parking garage, and Ford yells, I know you, asshole! Gene Hackman repeats that line in Wes Anderson's movie. CRACKED.COM

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Marianne Williamson

OP Our deepest fear is not that we are weak. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. Nelson Mandela This is actually a 1989 quote fro

Batman v Superman

In Batman V Superman, a Joseph Campbell quote that says, where we had thought to stand alone, we will be with all the world, is written in Kryptonia

Forrest Gump

My mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates. Forrest Gump People don't realize that this is a sweetened version of a more negative quote

Gandhi

Be the change you wish to see in the world. That's not the original quote by Gandhi. It was lf we could change ourselves, the _tendencies in the worl

Joe Dirt

JOEDIRT In the film, Joe searches for his parents who abandoned him as a child. With one beautiful quote, he sums up his character's journey. You gott

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