Everyone is beautiful and special and amazing, and all of our stories are unique and inspiring and we all have a lot to offer one another. But seriously, shut the hell up about the following topics.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that I think about Spider-man more than the average person. When I was 19, I wrote a thesis about why comics-readers will never truly find love as long as Mary Jane, (posited in the thesis as the ideal woman), exists in their consciousness.
Just because some of these demographics aren't as loud as the majority of the cookbook-buying community doesn't mean that their needs should be ignored, right? This is why I'm proud to present my new cookbook.
So, in one of his typical attempts to get me out of the office disguised as an article request, Cracked.com's Editor-in-Chief sent me out into the world on assignment to learn from the homeless.
Mark Twain once famously said 'Studying humor is like dissecting a frog -- you may know a lot, but end up with a dead frog.' With all due respects to Mr. Twain, wherever and whomever he may be, comedy is a difficult and tricky concept and we cannot expect just some guy like Mr. Twain to understand its delicate complexity. Comedy should be taught by
When people aren\'t busy assuring me that they\'re not interested in my thoughts on orgies, they are just bombarding me with question after question about orgies.
Your reader is not stupid, so a simple mystery, or a traditional mystery, or even a mystery that makes sense on a basic level of human comprehension is just too easy.
Icing is the new trend among frat boys, hipsters or really just anyone missing a chromosome. It\'s a slightly more complicated drinking game than the ones we had when I was in college, (\'Hey look, a beer. Drink that beer.\')
