I am what is generously called a "writer" for Cracked and my personal website RaddysTuition.com. My hobbies include skinny skiing, going to bullfights on acid, and passing off lines from Caddyshack as my own.
Net neutrality is one of the most important regulations for the future of telecommunications. And some of the reactions to it have been hilariously stupid.
Just because you can make a biopic of a beloved celebrity's life, doesn't mean you should. Especially when everyone in the world is begging you not to bother.
There used to be a time when celebrities had a human wall of assistants, publicists, and literal wall-fillers who had no other job than to buffer their clients from the world. But then Twitter happened.
There are people who are working tirelessly to make air travel slightly more bearable. Unluckily, despite their good intentions, many of these efforts are distressingly misguided.
At the age of 30, I underwent surgery to replace my kidneys with one that my mom had donated. And if that sounds like a pretty straightforward operation, well ...
My work as a mortician and funeral director has exposed me to a part of life that is always in the back of our minds, but that we perpetually shut out. And yes, it gets ugly.
Before I was even able to tie my shoes, I knew exactly what I wanted to do when I grew up. That's how I wound up spending most of the last decade training and flying the F/A-18 Super Hornet.
Somewhere between all the pointless tweaks and upgrades, Mark Zuckerberg apparently added 'throwing a wrench into real-life court cases' as a new Facebook feature.
No matter how science tries to take the magic out of life, there are certain things that you just can't qualify with data: young love, the joy of holding a puppy, the beauty of a classic song ... . Ah, not so fast on that last one.
