Twitter! http://twitter.com/mrmxy Tumblr! http://srmxy.tumblr.com I write scripts and comics and things. Plus I've edited a few hundred articles for Cracked, and written all the ones here:
Who The Female Thor Is From The 'Thor: Love And Thunder' Trailer Natalie Portman's character wasn't always so badass or dignified. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 18, 2022
How A Quick Scene In 'The Batman' Sets Up Bane No, the green stuff Robert Pattinson shoots up isn't TMNT mutagen. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 17, 2022
That Time McDonald's Recalled 12 Million Toxic AF 'Shrek' Glasses Those nostalgic Shrek, Garfield, and Disney glasses also included a less beloved character called "lead." Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 17, 2022
DC Needs To Stop Messing With 'Watchmen's Legacy Follow ups like 'Flashpoint Beyond' are damaging 'Watchmen's mythical status. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 16, 2022
4 Forgotten DC Characters That Would Make Killer TV Shows Other lesser-known DC characters that should get the 'Peacemaker' treatment. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 16, 2022
Yes, HBO Max Knows Their App Sucks (And Want To Fix It) HBO Max execs say they're reading ALL of our posts griping about the app. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 15, 2022
Johnny Depp Almost Starred In An Awful '90s 'Hulk' Movie We almost had a Hulk who mumbled unintelligibly instead of yelling "HULK SMASH!" Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 14, 2022
'Moon Knight's Third Personality Has Been Popping Up All Along Combing the first three episodes for clues about the third voice in Oscar Isaac's head. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 13, 2022
'Fantastic Beasts' Continues China's Trend Of Censoring Gay Characters Dumbledore joins Freddie Mercury and Ross' ex-wife from 'Friends' in being de-gayed by China. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 12, 2022
'Fantastic Beasts' Forgot To Do The Thing That Made 'Harry Potter' Succeed 'Harry Potter' movies without childlike wonder are like 'Fast & Furious' ones without cars. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 12, 2022
Let's Talk About If 'Sonic 2' Is Actually Worth Seeing Everything you always wanted to know about the 'Sonic 2' movie but were afraid to Google. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 11, 2022
'Field Of Dreams' Is The Most Disturbing Baseball Movie Ever More like Field of NIGHTMARES. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 10, 2022
'Jurassic Park' Taught Us All The Wrong Things About T-Rexes Actual T-Rexes were more terrifying AND more fabulous than Spielberg told us. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 10, 2022
How 'The Da Vinci Code' Copies The Plot Of A Kevin Smith Movie So dark the con of SNOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 09, 2022
Marvel Keeps Beating DC (With DC's Own Ideas) From big purple space tyrants to the multiverse, Marvel keeps using DC's ideas before them. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 09, 2022
What A Mario Movie Could Learn From Sonic (And Arnold Schwarzenegger) Let's face it: the Mario movie has every right to suck. But it doesn't have to. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 08, 2022
Kevin Smith's Making The First NFT Movie (And The Baffling Backstory Behind It) 'KillRoy Was Here' started as a Christmas horror movie and was shot with film students. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 07, 2022
How 'Moon Knight's Soundtrack References The Moon Knight/Dracula Meme Where's his money, honey? Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 06, 2022
How The 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' Movies Seemingly Ripped Off A Classic Video Game "How appropriate, you combat like a bovine." Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 05, 2022
5 Celebrities Who Made Their Own (Deranged) Comics Yes, of course, Nicolas Cage made a comic, come on. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 05, 2022
