Twitter! http://twitter.com/mrmxy Tumblr! http://srmxy.tumblr.com I write scripts and comics and things. Plus I've edited a few hundred articles for Cracked, and written all the ones here:
The 5 Most Inexplicable Parts Of Jared Leto's 'Morbius' From cat poop confusion to the dumbest post-credits scenes in superhero movie history. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 04, 2022
'The Batman's New Joker Barry Keoghan Made A Fan Film To Play Nightwing Keohgan is a self-confessed Robin fan. In other news, there are Robin fans. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 03, 2022
In 1999, A 'Star Trek' Actor Had To Write A Magazine To Prove He Wasn't Online 'The Next Generation's Jonathan Frakes was plagued by Jonathan FAKES. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 03, 2022
A Simple Plot Change To Neo And Trinity Would Fix 'Matrix Resurrections' Neo not being the only 'One' was actually a neat idea, but why stop at Trinity? Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 02, 2022
Zack Snyder Made A Terrible Superman Movie (But A Perfect Anime) The key to enjoying Snyder's work: blasting anime music over it. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 02, 2022
The Bananas Pirate-Botanist 'Our Flag Means Death' Missed Out On Hey Taika Waititi, give us a prequel/spin-off based on this guy. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 01, 2022
'CODA's Oscar Winner Troy Kotsur Invented 'The Mandalorian's Sign Language The deaf Best Supporting Actor winner has a side gig as sign language expert in another galaxy. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 31, 2022
'Moon Knight's First Episode Seemingly Swipes A Lot From An Obscure DC Comic The Disney+ series premiere has more in common with DC's 'Rose and Thorn' than actual 'Moon Knight' comics. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 30, 2022
How Flash's Speed Force Works (And What It Means For The 'Flashpoint' Movie) No, it doesn't involve midi-chlorians. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 29, 2022
6 Stupid Ways The '90s 'Spider-Man' Cartoon Censored Morbius (And Others) How do you do a vampire character in a show without blood? You get, uh, creative. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 29, 2022
All The Weird Oscars Stuff (We Forgot About Because Of The Slap) From dancing to dead people's names to Flash enters the Speed Force. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 28, 2022
Cracked Investigates: Has Vladimir Putin Even Read/Watched 'Harry Potter'? Does Russia's president even know what his Patronus is? Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 27, 2022
A Single C-3PO Script Change In 'Star Wars: Rise Of Skywalker' Would Fix A Lot Of Problems Threepio's memory woes could have helped bring the entire saga full circle. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 27, 2022
How 'Peter Pan's Original Actor Changed How Movies Are Made Maude Adams, the famous actress/obscure inventor who made color film possible. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 26, 2022
'Superman' Movies Show How Hollywood Went From Hating Superheroes (To Obsessed Over Them) Hollywood went from not giving a crap about Comic Book Guy to being Comic Book Guy. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 26, 2022
There Is Dark Real-World Backstory Behind Chile's 2022 Oscar-Nominated Short, 'Bestia' Who will win on Sunday, the cute cartoon bird or the horrifying real-life torturer? Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 25, 2022
Before 'Deep Water,' Ana De Armas Acted In English Movies Without Knowing English Before learning English, Netflix's future Marilyn Monroe said she just memorized the sounds. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 24, 2022
Before The Supreme Court, Ketanji Brown Jackson Was A Theater Kid (With Matt Damon) Pretty sure she's first Supreme Court Justice to star in a college production of 'Little Shop of Horrors.' Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 23, 2022
How 10-Year-Old Christina Ricci Saved 'The Addams Family's Ending The time a grown-up director changed a movie's ending because a little girl told him to. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 22, 2022
4 Awkward Realities Of Filming Love Scenes In Movies And TV From 'Bridgerton's volleyball to Channing Tatum's tube sock in 'The Lost City' to secret CGI "enhancements," Hollywood love scenes are weird to film. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 22, 2022
