Twitter! http://twitter.com/mrmxy Tumblr! http://srmxy.tumblr.com I write scripts and comics and things. Plus I've edited a few hundred articles for Cracked, and written all the ones here:
5 Games That Took Maniac Liberties With History Who wants to make love to Stalin? Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 25, 2020
Weirdo Zealot Groups Popping Up Around The World Loose morals and want to hurt innocent people? SIGN UP TODAY! Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 15, 2020
The Time DC Comics Hired A Child (And Insanity Ensued) ...And comics changed forever. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 11, 2020
5 Truly WTF Moments In Marvel History Sure, they got blockbusters now. But they used to be kinda broke. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 03, 2020
A Stan Lee Biopic Would Pretty Much Rip Every Norm Of The Genre To Shreds An accurate movie about Stan's life would end up pretty sordid. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published February 20, 2020
Why Superhero Movies Swing Between Success And Failure Turns out, there's a reason superhero movies are either really good or really, really bad. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published February 14, 2020
6 Soulless Companies That Own, Like, Everything Here are some companies we're just sorta letting take over the world. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published January 09, 2020
5 Easy Ways To Make Superman Relevant Again Take notes, DC. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published December 20, 2019
5 Republicans In Congress Who Are Garbage Humans No politician is perfect, but some are more not perfect than others. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published December 18, 2019
Reminder: The 'Watchmen' TV Show Shouldn't Exist Don't we all watch the Watchmen? Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published December 04, 2019
Hey USA: I Live In Chile, And My Country Is Exploding And it kinda, sorta, not really has to do with anime. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published November 07, 2019
6 Inspiring Speeches That Remind Us Why We Love Superheroes Superheroes are historically more than just entertainment. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published July 11, 2019
6 Recent Games That Put Crazy Effort Into Tiny Details Let's appreciate all the insanely cool little things these video games didn't HAVE to include but did anyway. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published May 28, 2019
5 Reasons It's A Miracle That 'Star Wars' Got Made At All This, friends, is the inspirational tale of an objectively terrible idea that only got worse ... until the finished product changed the world. Authors By Steve Clark, Maxwell Yezpitelok, Dustin Koski, Jim Doughty Published December 15, 2017
Marvel Called The Rise Of Trump (Nearly 10 Years Ago) Oddly specific parallels arise between this eight-year-old comic book arc and the ridiculous, disconcerting mess we now call a reality. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published January 04, 2017
Science Officially Determines Who The Best Ninja Turtle Is There was a lot of pizza being eaten during this extremely scientific study. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok, M. Asher Cantrell Published August 27, 2016
The 8 Accidents Most Likely To Kill You Recreated With Mario What essential lessons can we learn by forcing Mario to die repeatedly in the same ways humans do? Will the code to becoming a Highlander be unlocked? Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published February 09, 2016
7 Creepy Video Game Easter Eggs You'll Wish We Never Found The scariest video game moments ever aren't in horror games. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok, M. Asher Cantrell, Chris Rio Published October 28, 2015
5 Most Pathetic Moments In Every Gamer's Life Yes, you are not the only one who has bought a game looking for some light diversion, only to end up getting sucked into unbearably sad experiences such as these. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published July 27, 2015
The 25 Most Misleadingly Titled Games For The Game Boy Please join me as I break out my original Game Boy and experience magical video game adventures. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 24, 2015