Spencer Thew
6 Movie 'Jobs' That Serve Zero Purpose
Some movies make up entire careers that have no reason for existing whatsoever.
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- By Spencer Thew, Abraham Mireles, Jordan Breeding
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Uh, Venkman From Ghostbusters Was Probably A Sexual Predator
The 'comically lecherous middle-aged loser' has been a comedy staple so long that they probably turn up in cave drawings.
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- By Spencer Thew, Riley Black
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The Same Dumb Plan That Every Movie Villain Keeps Trying
A supervillain plan to destroy the world is idiotic by default because, well, where are they going to live?
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- By CRACKED Staff, Spencer Thew
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Why Loki Sucks As A Villain (And Keeps Getting Worse)
The Marvel Cinematic Universe's Loki is arguably the saddest example of the evil genius archetype.
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- By Spencer Thew
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4 Famous Mascots (Who Have Needlessly Creepy Origin Stories)
Why would so many corporations give their seemingly mundane mascots backstories so dark they might have wandered out of a David Lynch film?
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- By Spencer Thew, James Kinneen, David Klesh
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The 6 Worst Attempts To Turn Human Misery Into Entertainment
But for every director filming a 'Schindler's List,' there's an exploitative monster taking the same tragedy and turning it into a sleazy get-rich-quick scheme.
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- By Spencer Thew, Andrea Meno, Michael Battaglino, S. Aslam
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6 Ways Movies Hilariously Misunderstand How The News Works
These fictional newsrooms are run by complete maniacs who shouldn't be trusted with an elementary school newsletter.
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- By Spencer Thew, Sam Hurley, Quinn Knobbe, Mike Bedard, Ed Stevens, S. Aslam
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5 Characters Who Could've Ended Movies With One Sentence
How come Buzz Lightyear never talked to humans?
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- By Spencer Thew, Matt Lovell, Barry Scott
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5 Parodies That Stopped Working When Real Movies Got Dumber
As long as cinema has existed, it's always been ready, willing, and able to completely embarrass itself for cash.
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- By Spencer Thew, Sam Hurley, Mike Bedard
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6 Stupid Things Movie Villains Did (For No Apparent Reason)
It seems like these particular villains went into their dastardly schemes determined to fail -- or to at least extend the story to feature length.
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- By Spencer Thew, Tiago Svn
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