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Isaac Cabe

Hey. Hey you. Thanks for stopping by. Not a ton of people do, I don't think.

Twitter and Instagram is @NotFunnyIsaac

I did some Personal Experiences Articles I'm proud of:
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1336-5-things-you-learn-getting-paid-to-take-experimental-drugs.html
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1418-5-things-i-saw-as-911-first-responder.html
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1458-5-horrifying-ways-lightning-strikes-are-worse-than-you-think.html
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1584-6-things-you-learn-being-mauled-by-bears.html
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1748-my-boyfriend-jesus-7-experiences-nun.html
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1812-always-be-armed-5-realities-umpiring-youth-baseball.html
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2453-secrets-super-bowl-halftime-show-told-by-performers.html

Oh and I wrote a few old Quick Fixes:
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/5-bizarrely-masochistic-races-people-run-fun/
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-eco-friendly-structures-straight-out-science-fiction/
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-completely-insane-ways-people-are-hijacking-santas-image/
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/5-morons-who-pulled-offensive-analogies-out-their-ass/
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-5-most-unintentionally-hilarious-new-movie-posters/
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-reasons-why-all-marvel-movies-are-same/
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/9-movie-posters-clearly-designed-by-people-who-have-given-up/
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/6-futuristic-products-biggest-asshole-at-party/
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-creepy-new-apps-clearly-designed-by-serial-killers/

The 5 Most Unintentionally Hilarious New Movie Posters

It's easy to overlook how ridiculous these posters are at first glance, but take a second look to see the ludicrous things you're missing.

Authors: By Isaac Cabe
Published: May 26, 2014

5 Bizarre Realities of Taking Unapproved Drugs for Money

You might should consider becoming a professional medical test subject if your dream job is taking ungodly amounts of narcotics and exposing your genitals to strangers.

Authors: By Isaac Cabe, Eric Brooker
Published: May 09, 2014

7 Normal Things That Become Horror Movies Under a Microscope

Nature is a beautiful ... from an extremely far and safe distance.

Authors: By Evan V. Symon , Isaac Cabe, Andrew Heaton
Published: March 14, 2014

5 Morons Who Pulled Offensive Analogies Out of Their Ass

When famous people compare their (often self-made) problems to civil rights icons or soldiers during wartime, the human race's collective IQ goes into a death spiral.

Authors: By Isaac Cabe
Published: January 10, 2014

4 Completely Insane Ways People Are Hijacking Santa's Image

As is par for the course, this Christmas many organizations are appropriating Santa's already terrible countenance for their foolish human ends.

Authors: By Isaac Cabe
Published: December 24, 2013

5 Mind-Blowing Works of Art That You Aren't Allowed to See

Truly, art is made to enrich and be enjoyed by all. Well, except for this stuff.

Authors: By Evan V. Symon , Isaac Cabe
Published: April 07, 2013

8 Actors Who Look the Same on Every Movie Poster (Part 3)

Yes, it is apparently possible to be typecast in movie posters.

Authors: By J.F. Sargent, Kier Harris, Isaac Cabe
Published: February 12, 2013

The 6 Most Needlessly Overcomplicated Crimes Ever Planned

It seems that real crooks have taken a page or two from the likes of the Riddler and Lex Luthor and started planning their crimes in the most elaborate, pointlessly complicated ways possible.

Authors: By Isaac Cabe
Published: December 22, 2012

4 Eco-Friendly Structures Straight Out of Science Fiction

Construction projects around the globe are looking for ways to incorporate energy efficiency into their designs, occasionally resulting in buildings that look like they were put in place to make James Bond late for his next sexual conquest.

Authors: By Isaac Cabe
Published: December 08, 2012

5 Bizarrely Masochistic Races People Run for 'Fun'

Races are supposed to be fun (we guess), or at the very least they aren't supposed to kill you, so you're free to have fun after completing them. These races, however, make no such promise in either department.

Authors: By Kier Harris, Isaac Cabe
Published: November 12, 2012

The 5 Most Unsettling Disney Theme Park Easter Eggs

Disney parks aren't all rainbows and sunshine. If you look close enough, secrets are hiding all around you.

Authors: By Isaac Cabe
Published: August 14, 2012

6 Insanely Violent Festivals You Won't Believe Aren't Riots

Not everyone will survive these festivals, but that just makes it all the sweeter for the ones still standing after.

Authors: By Kier Harris, Isaac Cabe, XJ Selman
Published: August 09, 2012

6 People Who Defied Gravity (And Then Kicked It in the Nuts)

Despite limitations, brave people throughout history have heroically told gravity to go straight to hell. And some of them even lived through it.

Authors: By Isaac Cabe, Will Millar
Published: August 02, 2012

The 6 Most Insanely Huge Musical Instruments

Humanity became great for two reasons: our ability to create beauty through art, and our urge to build increasingly huge, terrifying gadgets. It only makes sense that these two impulses would converge in amazing, if largely useless, ways.

Authors: By Isaac Cabe, Jeff Sloan
Published: July 14, 2012

9 Actors Who Do the Exact Same Thing on Every Movie Poster

As you'll soon discover, certain actors seem to have amazingly specific and arbitrary elements that must be included at all costs, logic be damned.

Authors: By Chris Radomile, Kier Harris, Isaac Cabe
Published: June 25, 2012

5 Dumb Hobbies You Won't Believe Have World Championships

Little did we realize that these pointless time wasters were, for some, the subject of a years-long pursuit of excellence.

Authors: By Kier Harris, Russell Puntenney, Isaac Cabe
Published: June 17, 2012

5 Giant City-Wide Parties You Won't Believe Are Real

Are the celebrations herein involving fire and dicks and animal shit any stranger than, say, New Year's Eve, or Mardi Gras? Actually, yes.

Authors: By Kier Harris, Isaac Cabe
Published: May 25, 2012

6 'Luxury' Spa Treatments for the Extremely Rich and Insane

Different people find different things relaxing. Some people enjoy a nice massage, others enjoy elephants stepping on them.

Authors: By Isaac Cabe
Published: April 26, 2012

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