Amanda Mannen has written for Cracked since 2013. She works from a rotation of surfaces in western Canada, where she lives with her husband and various human and plant children. You can find her on Twitter @manna_festo, but really, who still uses Twitter?"
It’s kind of the nature of artistic expression to push the boundaries of polite society, so naturally, artists and arbiters butt heads over exactly how much boob they can show.
Considering how long people have been shoving stuff into or over their junk in an effort to prevent pregnancy, birth control is still pretty dumb, but it could be a lot worse.
It’s normal enough for any organization to undergo a few uniform changes over a year or thousands, which is great for Star Trek’s costume designers because they clearly like to have fun with it.
Recording a hit song is a serious and expensive endeavor, except when it involves a bunch of celebrities with god complexes and alarming blood alcohol levels, which is usually.
For most of us, even getting out of bed in the morning is an act that requires the sort of intense focus not possible when you’re blitzed out of your mind, but that’s not how genius works.