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Amanda Mannen
I'm In History Books And I'm Only 28: 5 Weird Realities
Being a miracle of science isn't quite the blessing you'd think it was.
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- By Amanda Mannen, Alice Kirkman
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6 Realities Of Life When Your Fetish Is EXTREMELY Weird
No one really knows where fetishes come from. Especially ones involving self-burning genitals.
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- By Amanda Mannen, Anonymous
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We Are Sex Addicts: 6 Distinctly Un-Sexy Realities
Sex addiction is a lot less fun than you're probably thinking.
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- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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7 Important Things Ruined By Idiots Trying To Improve Them
When people get it into their heads to restore vandalized monuments, the potential for disaster becomes hilariously impressive.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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They Shoot 'The Walking Dead' In My Town: 6 Weird Realities
What's it like to leave for work every day and carefully avoid the fake carnage that has been set in place by the crew, and have to stay out of the way during filming?
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- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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We Let Homes Burn Sometimes: 6 Realities As A Firefighter
I wanted a job that utilized my skills learned from a lifetime of watching muscular men in burnt t-shirts save the world. Since I couldn't get a job throwing Hans Gruber off a roof, I decided to join the fire department.
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- By Peter Griffin, Amanda Mannen
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5 Ugly Secrets Behind The Kiosks At Your Local Mall
If you didn't hate the mall kiosk people already, you will now.
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- By Amanda Mannen, Anonymous
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I Am A Professional 'Submissive' Sex Worker: 6 Realities
There's nothing technically illegal about getting paid to beat someone up with their permission, as long as you don't touch their gabbles.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Weird Realities Of Growing Up With 'Illegal' Parents
Like millions of other kids under deferred action, I was brought to the US at the age of two. And even with protection from deportation, the path of permanent legal status continues to be a nightmarish, unfinished road.
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- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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I've Got Narcolepsy: 6 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About It
You know that moment when the alarm goes off and all you can think is
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- By Amanda Mannen, Anonymous
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6 Everyday Things Designed For Ridiculously Sexist Reasons
Sexism brought us a whole lot of bad things, but sometimes people screwed up and they accidentally brought us things that are really nice to have.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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I Have No Sense Of Smell: 5 Insane Realities
A world without sniffing farts seems promising at first, but here's the stinking truth.
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- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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4 Reasons the Spoiler Alert Is Going Away Forever
Regardless of how you feel about spoilers, there are a few things we need to take a step back and consider before someone gets hurt.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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I Got A Hand Transplant: 5 Horrifying Realities
Jane Halston became one of the first people in the world to receive a successful hand transplant. However, it wasn't all sunshine and thumb wars. Here's what the media didn't tell us.
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- By Amanda Mannen, Anonymous
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Women Are More Dangerous Than Men: 5 Lessons Of A Bouncer
We talked to a bouncer named Cronk and learned all about terrifying women, Road House, and how everyone is just itching for a fight to happen.
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- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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6 Shockingly Brutal Realities Of Working For A Museum
It turns out museums are deathtraps and almost certainly haunted.
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- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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5 BS Myths About Being Poor You Believe Thanks To The Media
As far as most news outlets are concerned, anyone below the poverty line is fair game as a source of national amusement and mockery.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Terrible Things You Learn As A School Bus Driver
The real Miss Frizzle would've let the bus run in a closed garage before dealing with those kids again.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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6 Deadly Serious Cold War Moments (That Now Look Hilarious)
Wars aren't wacky. But wars are fought by people, and people -- if the feces-wracked flow of the stagnant fjord of human history has taught us anything -- are truly, deeply stupid.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Things You Learn Helping Rich College Kids Cheat (For Pay)
Note: If you get caught doing this shit, you'll get kicked out of school. Do not take any of this as a recommendation.
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- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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