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What Movie News Should You Know RIGHT NOW (11/26/17)

What's going on in Hollywood now?

Authors: By Tim Hawkman, Chris Pauls
Published: November 26, 2017

What Movie News Should You Know RIGHT NOW (11/24/17)

Movie news always keeps us in a state of constant suspense.

Authors: By Tim Hawkman, Chris Pauls
Published: November 24, 2017

KFC's Escape Pod Is Definitely A Murder Cage, Right?

KFC needs to lay off the herbs and spices.

Authors: By Tim Hawkman, Luis Prada
Published: November 22, 2017

The Plaza Hotel Offers A Home Alone 2 Experience... Finally?

Good news, everyone! The Plaza Hotel in New York has heard your vehement, rabid, horny calls for a 'Home Alone 2'-inspired getaway.

Authors: By Tim Hawkman, Ian Fortey
Published: November 21, 2017

Who Chose Lena Dunham To Represent Millennial Women?

Every time Lena Dunham makes a mistake, the world collectively turns to all Millennial women and says, 'Well, what do you have to say for her?'

Authors: By Tim Hawkman, Lydia Bugg
Published: November 20, 2017

The Rock Has Terrible Taste In Films (But We Still Love Him)

Dwayne Johnson is the B-movie action here we need today.

Authors: By Tim Hawkman, Luis Prada
Published: November 17, 2017

Justice League Proves DC Learned Nothing From Suicide Squad

I would rather see Zack Snyder's 'Justice League' than whatever Frankenstein monster the stitched-together Zack Snyder / Joss Whedon 'Justice League' has turned out to be.

Authors: By Tim Hawkman, Daniel Dockery
Published: November 16, 2017

What Stupid News About Millennials Is There Now? (11/14/17)

Millennials don't deserve the rap they get.

Authors: By Tim Hawkman, Chris Pauls
Published: November 10, 2017

Why Hollywood Predators Out Themselves In Their Work

Louis CK's 'I Love You, Daddy' just got exponentially more uncomfortably depraved.

Authors: By Tim Hawkman, Ian Fortey
Published: November 10, 2017

'Harry Potter' AR Could Be Niantic's Worst Move Yet

We wish Niantic luck in their valiant crusade to rattle nerd cages.

Authors: By Tim Hawkman, Luis Prada
Published: November 09, 2017

Facebook Wants All Your Nudes (To Prevent Revenge Porn)

One in 25 Americans has experienced (or been threatened with) revenge porn. Now Facebook is stepping up to offer us the tools to fight it.

Authors: By Tim Hawkman, Saundra Sorenson
Published: November 08, 2017

Dear Powerful Men In Hollywood, We're Listening

Be like Hannibal Buress.

Authors: By Tim Hawkman, Lydia Bugg
Published: November 07, 2017

Do We Need A LOTR Show With Half The Characters?

A 'Lord Of The Rings' TV series is a pretty bad idea.

Authors: By Tim Hawkman, Daniel Dockery
Published: November 06, 2017

What's Good OR BAD For You Now? (11-09-17)

Every week it's reported that something is good ... or REALLY bad for you.

Authors: By Tim Hawkman, Chris Pauls
Published: November 04, 2017

How The 'Last Of Us 2' Trailer Ruined A Sure Thing

Stop ... Hammer Time.

Authors: By Tim Hawkman, Mark Hill
Published: November 03, 2017

Is 'The Lion King' Live-Action If There Are No People In It?

More like 'Lying King' ...

Authors: By Tim Hawkman, Lydia Bugg
Published: November 02, 2017

NFL Protests Aren't Responsible For Papa John's Bad Sales

If your business can be crippled by black people protesting injustice, you probably aren't running a great business.

Authors: By Tim Hawkman
Published: November 01, 2017

Poisoned Halloween Candy Just Isn't A Thing

What kind of weirdo tampers with Halloween candy?

Authors: By Tim Hawkman, Ian Fortey
Published: October 31, 2017

Huge Questions 'Stranger Things' Needs To Answer In Season 3

WARNING: SPOILERS ARE AHEAD. IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED STRANGER THINGS 2, GET THE HECK OUT OF THIS ARTICLE. GO BACK TO HANGING OUT WITH YOUR JOCK FRIENDS.

Authors: By Tim Hawkman, Daniel Dockery
Published: October 30, 2017

Burger King's Bullying PSA Is Just Ham-Fisted Manipulation

There's a good chance you're one of the 2.3 million and counting to have watched 'Bullying Jr.' The ad is getting a string of accolades normally reserved for Best Picture nominees, and it deserves absolutely none of them.

Authors: By Tim Hawkman, Mark Hill
Published: October 27, 2017