jesse_e New York

Real Name: Jesse

Member Since: November 26th, 2008

About Me:
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.

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We Should Remake '90s Action Movies With Better Action (VIDEO)

By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon

PEW PEW PEW!

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Was This Movie Secretly Cursed? (VIDEO)

By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon

Two of the four who tried out for this role died, two became mega-famous?!

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Obscure Batman Villain Tries To Get A Job (VIDEO)

By Jesse

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A Sexy Fever Dream For Boomers (LIVESTREAM)

By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon

Ask your mom about this movie and see what her face does.

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Does Nope Make Any Sense At All? (LIVESTREAM)

By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon

WwwuuuUHHH!?

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The World's Greatest Catholic? (LIVESTREAM)

By Jesse, Jordan Breeding

Amen?

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The Dinosaur Renaissance Produced Some Real Stinkers (VIDEO)

By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon

And this is the stinkerest of all (maybe).

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How Accurate Is "Elvis"? (PODCAST)

By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon

Guess it depends on what you mean.

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4 Superhero Mangas Too Kinky For American Audiences (VIDEO)

By Jesse, Maxwell Yezpitelok

Japan has all the good stuff.

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Nothing Makes Sense (LIVESTREAM)

By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon

Okay, not really. But still.

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Tell Us Now: 14 Lessons People Learned The Hard Way

By Jesse, Cracked Readers

This turned into a great resource for homeowners, carpenters, and blood donors alike.

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12 Petty, Trivial, Or Downright Dumb Reasons War Was Declared

By Cracked Writers, Jesse

Just let it go, guys.

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Tell Us Now: 12 Unfortunate Overheard Secrets

By Jesse, Cracked Readers

A word of advice: mind your plate.

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14 Celebrities Who Had To Field Wildly Disrespectful Questions

By Jesse

We as a society need to consider that Ellen... might be a jerk.

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14 Of The Most Overkill, Least Useful, Or Just Plain Weirdest Weapons Ever Invented

By Cracked Writers, Jesse

Elmer Fudd meets late-stage Walter White.

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Tell Us Now: 14 Most Bonkers Episodes Of Otherwise Normal TV Shows

By Cracked Readers, Jesse

Your highly emotional reaction is most illogical.

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14 'Unsolved' Mysteries With Boring, Obvious, Or Straight-Up Lame Explanations

By Jesse, Cracked Writers

If you have an indecipherable ancient text on your hands… it’s about sex.

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12 Clever Loopholes People Found In Inane Rules And Policies

By Jesse, Cracked Writers

Pedants, unite!

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Tell Us Now: 14 Of The Dumbest Relationship Dealbreakers

By Cracked Readers, Jesse

You guys have dodged some Bullet Bill-sized bullets.

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14 Disgusting Facts To Completely Derail History Class

By Cracked Writers, Jesse

Mankind invented Fart Art before comfy toilet paper.