jesse_e New York

Real Name: Jesse

Member Since: November 26th, 2008

About Me:

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4 Disturbing Super Mario Adventures Nintendo Doesn't Want You To See

By Jesse

Mario's video games tend to be pretty tame and straightforward, but any time he warps into another medium things get freaking wild.

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5 Spider-Man Storylines Too Hot For The MCU

By Jesse

Just Marvel's friendly neighborhood meal ticket.

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14 Weird Things Animals Can Do That You Can't

By Cracked Writers, Jesse

"Primary" is in the eye of the beholder.

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14 Accidentally Offensive Modern Advertisements

By Cracked Writers, Jesse

Swing and a miss.

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14 Incredibly Generous (Or Disappointing) Wrap Gifts From Major Films And TV Shows

By Jesse

Little known fact: the Department of Justice seized Leo's first Oscar

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14 Bonkers Reasons Television Episodes Were Removed From Syndication

By Jesse

Life imitates art! And technically, Beavis and Butt-Head are art.

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14 Iconic Props That Were Lost, Stolen, Or Downright Disrespected

By Jesse

A wise man once said: YOINK

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Tell Us Now: The 16 Clumsiest Attempts At Movie Censorship

By Cracked Readers, Jesse

Jeepers creepers!

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14 Of The Most Badass Nuns In History

By Cracked Writers, Jesse

Get thee to a nunnery!

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15 Modern Conveniences That Were Met With A Bizarre Amount Of Resistance

By Jesse

The world just wasn't ready for... cheeseburgers?

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15 Musicians Who Quit The Scene For (Relatively) Normal Jobs

By Jesse

And now for something completely different.

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Tell Us Now: The Dumbest Reasons Your Parents Banned TV Shows And Movies

By Cracked Readers, Jesse

Okay, maybe they were right to ban Watership Down...