jesse_e New York

Real Name: Jesse

Member Since: November 26th, 2008

About Me:

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4 Erotic Fanfiction Scenes That We Can't Unsee (VIDEO)

By Jesse, Maxwell Yezpitelok

Turns out the Teletubbies are really curious about sex.

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4 Disturbing Super Mario Adventures Nintendo Doesn't Want You To See

By Jesse

Mario's video games tend to be pretty tame and straightforward, but any time he warps into another medium things get freaking wild.

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5 Spider-Man Storylines Too Hot For The MCU

By Jesse

Just Marvel's friendly neighborhood meal ticket.

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14 'Unsolved' Mysteries With Boring, Obvious, Or Straight-Up Lame Explanations

By Jesse, Cracked Writers

If you have an indecipherable ancient text on your hands… it’s about sex.

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12 Clever Loopholes People Found In Inane Rules And Policies

By Jesse, Cracked Writers

Pedants, unite!

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Tell Us Now: 14 Of The Dumbest Relationship Dealbreakers

By Cracked Readers, Jesse

You guys have dodged some Bullet Bill-sized bullets.

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14 Disgusting Facts To Completely Derail History Class

By Cracked Writers, Jesse

Mankind invented Fart Art before comfy toilet paper.

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13 Blockbuster Comedies (That Cost Practically Nothing)

By Jesse

Jon Heder's payday for Napoleon Dynamite could buy, like, a mid-tier vacuum cleaner.

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Tell Us Now: 14 Novels Just Begging For A Movie Adaptation

By Cracked Readers, Jesse

Besides the Necronomicon, of course.

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14 Brilliant Folks Who Exploited A Loophole For Monetary Gain

By Jesse, Cracked Writers

Sometimes, the government literally gives away free money

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Tell Us Now: The Biggest Lies Kids Told About Their Summer Break

By Jesse, Cracked Readers

Sorry I didn't do my summer reading, I was kickin' it with Optimus Prime.

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14 All-Star Quotes From The Big Banana Himself, Shaq

By Jesse

Shaq is many things. "Humble" is not one of them.

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14 Celebrities Who Saved The Life Of A Normie

By Jesse

Oh, you’re “not a hero”? Sounds like something a hero would say.