jesse_e New York

Real Name: Jesse

Member Since: November 26th, 2008

About Me:

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5 Spider-Man Storylines Too Hot For The MCU

By Jesse

Just Marvel's friendly neighborhood meal ticket.

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Tell Us Now: 20 Director's Cuts That Totally Leveled Up Ho-Hum Theatrical Releases

By Cracked Readers, Jesse

This Alan Smithee guy is gonna be huge.

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16 Bonehead Off-Field Injuries Sustained By Pro Athletes

By Jesse

High fives and spider dreams have sidelined more pros than you probably thought.

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The 16 All-Time Dumbest Excuses Made By Public Figures

By Jesse, Cracked Writers

Just own it, man.

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15 Big Swings From The Titans Of The Fast Food Industry

By Jesse

The path to the Quesalupa is littered with Waffle Tacos and Kit Kat Chocodillas.

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15 Low-Budget Blockbusters That Prove Anything's Possible With A Dream And One Million Dollars

By Jesse

Always invest in your weird friend's low-budget horror film!

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Tell Us Now: 20 Franchises That Have No Problem Killing Innocent Background Characters

By Jesse

Dang. Godzilla is actually super violent when you think about it.

  • 88

15 Celebs Who Got Steamed And Walked Out Of An Interview

By Jesse

When a celeb cocks their head and smiles wryly at some unseen handler? You know something's about to go down.

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15 Sequels That, Bafflingly, Made More Money Than The Original

By Jesse

They people have spoken, and they want more Ernest.

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14 Children's Authors Who Were Way Weirder, Darker, Or More Problematic Than We Knew

By Jesse

Oh great, now Cancel Culture is coming for serial philanderers and literal kidnappers.

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Tell Us Now: 20 Absolutely Bonkers Kids' Cartoons That Would Never Fly Today

By Jesse

Bob the Builder never permanently killed off a character, did he?