5 Eagerly-Anticipated Movies That Are In Serious Trouble

Still, the Warner side doesn't come off looking great here, as their main counterargument is, "You said Fury Road would be 100 minutes [the end result was 120], and that it would be PG-13!" And if they're getting mad about Fury Road not ending with Immortan Joe apologizing to Furiosa for being such a dang ol' woman-enslaving jerk, it's hard to believe that they'll ever finance another film like the gloriously R-rated Fury Road. Also, Miller is 73 years old, so you have to wonder how much longer he'll feel like spending months in the desert filming shit.

Add it all up, and the odds are that these films will simply never get made. If so, let's just sit back and realize that the film industry is one in which your creation can gross $380 million, win universal acclaim, and still be met with grunts and shrugs from the suits.

But then, right after we saw a sweet 30 seconds of Deathstroke footage on Affleck's Instagram, it was announced that he wasn't gonna direct the thing. Then we found out that he probably wasn't gonna be involved in writing it either. And finally, that maybe it wasn't even gonna star him, and that they were going to recast the role with Jake Gyllenhaal, who, after missing out on playing Peter Parker in Spider-Man 2, and winning the silver medal in the race to be Nolan's Batman, was finally going to get his spandex spotlight. But Gyllenhaal dismissed this rumor, probably because he'd like to continue doing whatever the wonderful fuck he was trying to do in things like Okja.

But this is Batman. A short while ago, Warner Bros. would've dressed a particularly long turd in a cape if it meant putting out another Dark Knight anything. But after Batman v Superman underwhelmed audiences around the world, and Justice League -- aka Batman's Career Fair -- made less money than the previous Superhero King of Financial Disappointment The Amazing Spider-Man 2, we can't seem to get anyone pumped about the guy. The last concrete news we heard was that the script was being rewritten ... a year ago. And in a world in which we get an update every six hours about whether Robert Downey Jr. is enjoying the catering, that's not a good sign.

And Dolph will be reprising that role for Creed 2.

Look, I've got no problems with Dolph. In the later Universal Soldier films, the dude showed off some decent acting chops, playing a man who's been killed and brought back to life and cloned so many times that he struggles to grasp his own memories. But his character in the Rocky series, despite having killed Apollo Creed in IV, doesn't have a lot of actual emotional weight, which is what Creed had in spades. Rocky V is bad, but IV was the series' cartoonish low point.

But surely Ryan Coogler will turn this into something special, right? A thoughtful commentary on the ridiculous 1985 film? Ah, see, that's the problem. Coogler isn't involved this time, neither as writer nor as director. You know who is helping write it? Sylvester Stallone. You really don't know what you're going to get here. Stallone oversaw a series that started as a character study of a down-to-earth boxer forced to grapple with his own inadequacies, then transformed into being about an oiled-up superhuman doing battle with a series of flamboyant Super Punch-Out!! characters.

That's why the franchise was a punchline for two whole decades until the more grounded Rocky Balboa came out. I would hate to be talking about Creed 3 in 2025, and be forced to utter the sentence "Creed was great, but the series really went downhill when Creed fought that android that had been programmed to beat him."

Oh, and the last third of the movie apparently got reshot, so don't mind that.

Reshoots are nothing new in Hollywood. People have been reshooting movies for as long as they've been shooting them, and nowadays, reshoots are built into a blockbuster's production schedule. If the goal is to create the ultimate crowd-pleasing moneymaker, you're prepared to drop entire characters and storylines -- and shoot entirely new ones -- after the first round of test screenings. It's not like there's some clear creative vision anyone is adhering to.

But ... this isn't the 20th Marvel movie or a Star Wars spinoff hoping to propel another calendar year of merchandise sales. The whole point here is that you're getting a unique piece of work from artists with a distinct voice. Black in particular is all about subverting genre tropes in clever ways, often winding up in the last place an audience expects (probably one reason The Nice Guys bombed). Call me cynical, but I have trouble believing that the instructions for reshooting the entire third act of their Predator reboot were, "Make it weirder, Shane! We're in the business of blowing minds, not giving in to damned focus groups!"

But the movie that trailer was teasing was only half horror. According to some outlets, the other half was like a John Hughes young adult thing. Don't get me wrong, I want an X-Men horror flick, but an X-Men-based Pretty In Pink sounds deeeeelightful. Anyway, from the studio's reaction to the reaction to the trailer (itself possibly cashing in on the IT remake smashing box office records), it seems like half horror wasn't horror-y enough. As Stephen King once said on the issue, "If you wanna be horror, better be the horror-est / I must confess, that's why they call me horror's best." He legit said that.

Anyway, 20th Century Fox decided that it wanted to implement reshoots and double down on the spooky stuff, while also adding more characters. This goes way beyond the typical superhero franchise reshoots mentioned earlier. The release date has now been delayed all the way to August 2, 2019, and it was revealed that the studio wanted over half of the film to be reshot in order to further change the tone of the movie.

To make it worse, all of this is just circling back around to the director's "original vision" for the film, an original vision that was only valid to the studios after a different, non-X-Men movie was successful, and after the original writers were replaced and brought back (there are rumors that up to a dozen writers were involved in the script at various points). And hey, maybe the end product will be fine. Some things do iterate their way to success.

If so, let that be a lesson to all aspiring directors: You will get to make your dream projects one day, as long as it's similar to someone else's very successful dream project.

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