15 Dark Humor Jokes If That’s Your Thing

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15 Dark Humor Jokes If That’s Your Thing

Dark comedy is not for the light of heart or the easily offended. Dark jokes remind us to not take life too seriously and to remember that touchy subjects are not above laughter if the joke is well written. They say that tragedy + time = comedy, because we have to laugh at the macabre in life - otherwise, the dark would consume us. It's not a fair world, or a particularly kind one, so tragedy is all but certain to befall us at one time or another. And when it does, you bet that laughter is the best medicine (because the American healthcare system is purposefully designed to keep the population sick, in debt, and unwillingly chained to their employment since that's the only way to be covered when disease and misfortune find us)!

Here are 15 dark jokes to read quietly to yourself, and then decide whether or not to share them with others.

Jimmy Carr on feeding the hungry.

CRACKED JIMMY CARR I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but if you took all the money that we in the West spend on food in one week, you could feed the Third World for a year. I'm not sure about you, but I think we're being overcharged on groceries.

iNews / NBC 

Bill Burr on why he’s glad Stephen Hawking is dead.

CRACKED BILL BURR was so f*cking negative, he never had anything positive to say! Hey Steve, what have you got for us today? 'In 2035 there'll be no more apples.' Thank you, Steve, thanks a lot!

Netflix / Forbes 

Norm Macdonald on alcoholism.

CRACKED NORM MACDONALD He has the disease of alcoholism. And he came to me and he told me, and I'm the kind of guy that likes to look at the bright side of things. So I told him, I said, 'Richie, it's true that you have a disease and everything, but I think you got the best one.

Ranker / Netflix 

Jim Jeffries on the Bible.

CRACKED JIM JEFFRIES The bible, that's God's book, as far as I know the devil hasn't brought out a book yet, haven't heard his side of the argument. God's just writing sh*t about him, and the devil's being the bigger man and saying I'm not even going to comment, talking sh*t about me like that.

Scomedy / Medium 

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