15 Dark Humor Jokes If That’s Your Thing

Dark comedy is not for the light of heart or the easily offended. Dark jokes remind us to not take life too seriously and to remember that touchy subjects are not above laughter if the joke is well written. They say that tragedy + time = comedy, because we have to laugh at the macabre in life - otherwise, the dark would consume us. It's not a fair world, or a particularly kind one, so tragedy is all but certain to befall us at one time or another. And when it does, you bet that laughter is the best medicine (because the American healthcare system is purposefully designed to keep the population sick, in debt, and unwillingly chained to their employment since that's the only way to be covered when disease and misfortune find us)!
Here are 15 dark jokes to read quietly to yourself, and then decide whether or not to share them with others.
Anthony Jeselnik on drowning babies.

Jimmy Carr on feeding the hungry.

Ricky Gervais on Nelson Mandela.

You Don’t Need A Parachute

Bo Burnham on the homeless.

The Blind Break-Up

Bill Burr on why he’s glad Stephen Hawking is dead.

My girlfriend’s dog died.

Norm Macdonald on alcoholism.

One Man’s Trash

Gilbert Gottfried on cancer.

Frankie Boyle on sex education.

Jim Jeffries on the Bible.

Daniel Tosh on WWJD bracelets.

Dave Attell on fathers.
