Fresh off the presses we have 15 more steaming hot jokes to be shoved into the Comedy Hall of Fame. These jokes range from the outrageous to the delightfully simple, but all of them are deserving of their place in the annals of comedy greatness. Here are 15 more apex jokes from some masters of the craft.

Lavelle Crawford

Lavelle Crawford

Comedy Central

“The other day I got out of the car and this little boy was walking by. He just stopped and he stared at me and he was like, ‘Whoa.’ Then I was like, ‘Boy, whatchu lookin' at?’ Little boy was like, ‘I can't even fit all of you in my eyes.’”

Fun fact: This is Damon Wayans Jr.’s favorite joke of all time.

Brent Weinbach

“I believe in the vagina like other people believe in God. I've never seen one before, but I have faith.”

Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld

Netflix

“I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Why does moisture ruin leather? Aren’t cows outside a lot of the time? When it’s raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, “Let us in! We’re all wearing leather! Open the door! We’re going to ruin the whole outfit here!”

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

NBC

“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it.”

So that's what all that screaming was coming from the bathroom. 

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