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By:: Erik Barnes; Andres Diplotti

September 12, 2022

17 Pro Wrestling Weapons to Use in A Bar Fight

You should never start a bar fight, but you damn well sure better end it. Sometimes conflict is unavoidable and diplomacy falls on deaf, drunk ears. You don’t carry a firearm, or a knife, or… well, any actual weapon that could help you. So where do you turn? To pro wrestling!

No one is more creative in creating a weapon out of the most random objects than a pro wrestler. Not even ninjas. You usually have to get a weapon from a special store, usually needing to wait for a background check. Pro wrestlers just have to go to Home Depot to prepare for their next rumble. Maybe we should take some notes from them in case we find ourselves in a bar fight surrounded by chairs, tables, or a salt shaker. Worst case, we could use our socks like Mankind.

In any case, here are some random items you can find around a bar or bring to a bar that could help you stay protected if things get hairy.

17 Chair

Pro wrestling weapons to use in a bar fight WITH 212 M Steel chairs A classic pro wrestling weapon that grants you a wide surface area for attacks and can shield you. Plus, it provides a nice place to sit post-battle. CRACKED.COM — WWE/YouTube

16 Ladder

Pro wrestling weapons to use in a bar fight ANK Ladders of any size While cumbersome, that's part of the appeal! Tossing a big, heavy ladder into a dude's face is a solid option, but wielding it creates distance between you and any bruiser CRACKED.COM — WWE/YouTube

15 Table

Pro wrestling weapons to use in a bar fight Tables While not a weapon made for wielding, it's a nice exclamation point to any combination attack ending with a throw. CRACKED.COM — WWE/YouTube

14 Thumbtacks

Pro wrestling weapons to use in a bar fight Thumbtacks Why just bring a knife to a fight, when you can have a bunch of tiny knives do the stabbing for you? By the end of the fight, it could take your opponent hours to find and dig out every tack from their spine, especially if they live alone. CRACKED.COM — Tommy Henderson/YouTube

13 Salt

Pro wrestling weapons to use in a bar fight Pocket salt It's good to keep a handful of salt in your pocket not only to toss it into eyes like it's caveman mace, but in case any outside food needs extra seasoning. CRACKED.COM — TheCRAZYCAT68/YouTube, WWE/YouTube

12 Popcorn

Pro wrestling weapons to use in a bar fight EXIT A giant bag of popcorn Many bars have this complimentary munchie to encourage folks to drink more, so use it to your advantage. No one expects snacks as a weapon, so swing a hefty bag of freshly popped corn to both bamboozle and wallop your opposition. Plus, it's a good post-battle nosh. CRACKED.COM — WWE/YouTube

11 Legos

Pro wrestling weapons to use in a bar fight Legos Any parent will tell you the pain of accidentally stepping on these hard plastic hell bricks. Now imagine the pain that reverberates through the body if they're used to intentionally hurt people! CRACKED.COM — WWE/YouTube, WWE/YouTube

10 Leg

Pro wrestling weapons to use in a bar fight An artificial leg With this you get a baseball bat-like club and a third foot to kick with as well! If you don't have one yourself, grab the ankles of other nearby patrons and give them a good yank to try your luck. CRACKED.COM — WWE/YouTube

9 Kendo Stick

Pro wrestling weapons to use in a bar fight Kendo sticks A good way to get punishing welts onto unruly opposition without injuring them enough for a major lawsuit. Plus, they make a nice snapping sound to warn others to back off. CRACKED.COM — WWE/YouTube

8 Light Tube

Pro wrestling weapons to use in a bar fight Fluorescent light tubes Smacking a dude with a light tube not only tells others to back off with its shattering glass and sound, but can provide a cutting implement to wield for anyone who still feels brave to take you on. CRACKED.COM — All Elite Wrestling/YouTube

7 Iron

Pro wrestling weapons to use in a bar fight ONLINE.CO A clothes iron Why deal with brass knuckles when there is a perfectly good metal club that has a convenient handle? Plus, you can instantly steam press and clean whatever shirts that got blood on them after the fight. CRACKED.COM — Online World of Wrestling

6 Mannequin Head

Pro wrestling weapons to use in a bar fight A mannequin's head As Al Snow proved, a dummy's head makes for an innovative blunt object, but also deters potential opponents from messing with you if talk to it. CRACKED.COM — WWE/YouTube

5 Invisible Grenade

Pro wrestling weapons to use in a bar fight 20 21 22 23 24 25 I 35 36 37 IL P 50 51 52 x 54 55 51 An invisible grenade It's almost the perfect weapon. You can easily sneak into any venue and just pull the pin to send your opponents flying. We just have to find out where Chuck Taylor gets them. CRACKED.COM — WWE/YouTube, ThyBostonHeeL/YouTube, MrTheEROFEY/YouTube

4 Sock

Pro wrestling weapons to use in a bar fight A sock Most people would rather get a sock in the mouth (the punch) rather than a sock in the mouth (the swampy, dirty foot covering). If you can't beat them up, gross them out! CRACKED.COM — WWE/YouTube, WWE/YouTube

3 Cinder Block

Pro wrestling weapons to use in a bar fight A heavy (but somehow brittle) cinder block Within the world of pro wrestling, cinder blocks exist that somehow explode into dust upon impact. Try to find one of those to have in your car's trunk, but remember that it's a one-time use. CRACKED.COM — Indy Wrestling Aces/YouTube, IMPACT Wrestling/YouTube, Deadman797/YouTube

2 Boat

Pro wrestling weapons to use in a bar fight A dilapidated boat Mostly a shield, a dilapidated boat could also assist in bashing heads when necessary. Either way, it is WONDERRRRRRRRFFULLLL! (read thatin a Broken Matt Hardy accent.) CRACKED.COM — Pop TV/YouTube, Pop TV/YouTube, WWE/YouTube

1 Baseball Bat and Barb Wire

Pro wrestling weapons to use in a bar fight A baseball bat wrapped in barb wire This is the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup of violence in a you got flesh ripping in my clobbering, you got clobbering in my flesh ripping kind of way. The only people who would mess with you while wielding this would be retired MLB players turned ranch hands. CRACKED.COM — WWE/YouTube, RHD/YouTube

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