June gloom is upon us, for those who wish to keep their pasty bodies away from the harsh summer sun. Clearly the very thing that provides life on this planet, our sun, now wishes death upon all who bask in its rays. But what to do, what to do, what to do?

First, get active in your community to fight climate change. Second, just stay inside your cool, fanned, air-conditioned, or fanned and air-conditioned homes, and check out some new shows and movies on Netflix. They have a lot of new stuff and nice classics to enjoy this month.

Instead of melting in the heat, you can see Christian Bale melt into makeup as Dick Cheney. Instead of going out where the pavement is lava, watch some folks pretend the floor is lava. Or dig into some anime reboots of ’90s manga. 

Or not. We’re not your parents. We just have some facts about what’s on Netflix in June.

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Interceptor

June on NETFLIX June 3 Interceptor Elsa Pataky made her American big screen debut on Snakes On A Plane. She was in the meme-movie playing a young mother. CRACKED.COM

Source: IMDb

Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

June on NETFLIX June 6 Bill Burr Presents: Friends who Kill Before stand-up, Bill Burr worked as a dental assistant for his father. His favorite thing was creating models of people's teeth. CRACKED.COM

Source: YouTube

Borgen: Power % Glory

June on NETFLIX June 2 Borgen: Power & Glory Star Birgitte Hjort Sørensen was in Pitch Perfect 2. A star of in the Danish political thriller was the Kommissar in the musical. CRACKED.COM

Source: IMDb

Bastard!! -Heavy Metal, Dark Fantasy-

June on NETFLIX Bastard!! Heavy Metal, Dark Fantasy June 30 First appearing as a manga in 1988, Bastard!! is Kazushi Hagiwara's love letter to heavy metal music and D&D. GRACKED.COM

Source: CBR

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