45 Fictional Relationships That Are Totally Doomed In The Real World
![45 Fictional Relationships That Are Totally Doomed In The Real World](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/9/6/816096_320x180.jpg)
Hollywood makes relationships look easy, romantic or otherwise-- But would fictional characters be any better at it than we are, really?
Fictional relationships always seem so perfect. The scriptwriters make sure that the couple never has any real fights, and if they do, they always make up in the end. Plus, they always want to be around each other, no matter what. They never get sick of each other's faces. But in the real world, it's totally different. Couples fight all the time, and sometimes they even go for long periods of time without speaking to each other. And there are plenty of couples who can't stand to be in the same room as each other. So if you're in a relationship that's fraught with conflict, don't worry – you're not doomed. It might not be as idyllic as a fictional relationship, but it's probably a lot more real.
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![CRACKED.COM the BiG CTART ter Coming a BANG A THEORY Howard Wolowitz is one of the most obnoxious characters on The Big Bang Theory. Не is equal parts skeezy (frequently making unwanted sexual comments and advances toward uninterested women) and childish (living with his mother, who cooks and cleans up after him, well into his thirties). It's hard to understand what an accomplished and confident woman like Bernadette would see in this man child. Both parties seem to agree that she could do better.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/9/1/816091.jpg)
Source: 20 Onscreen Relationships That Should Never Have Existed
![In Friends, Rachel and Monica rekindle their high school friendship when Miss Spoiled forces herself into Miss Control Freak's life and apartment. However, they wouldn't have been friends in the first place. The popular, mean cheerleader would've never hung out with the fat band kid. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/9/0/816090.jpg)
Source: 20 Onscreen Relationships That Should Never Have Existed
![THOR & Jane CRACKED.COM His life span is thousands of years. x Hers is 100 or so. He's a prima donna space god. x She's down-to-earth. She's an academic genius. x Не smash stuff with hammer. His dad called her a goat. x She gets his mother killed. They both have great hair.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/8/7/816087.jpg)
Source: 20 Onscreen Relationships That Should Never Have Existed
![In 2007's, SUPERBAD, Jules is popular, social and stylish. Seth, on the other hand, is cantankerous, uncool and hard to be around. SUPERUNLIKELY LIKE REALLY NEVER. EVER WOULD HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE EVEN ONCE And, of course, in this film of nerd wish fulfillment, she is busy working hard to convince him that she is interested in him. CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/8/8/816088.jpg)
Source: 20 Onscreen Relationships That Should Never Have Existed
![45 Fictional Relationships That Are Totally Doomed In The Real World](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/8/9/816089.gif)
Source: 20 Onscreen Relationships That Should Never Have Existed
![HOMELAND CARRIE + BRODY Even though nobody believed her, she was convinced he was a traitor plotting a terrorist attack. She didn't think twice about risking her career to stop him. Eventually, she was proven right. And then she fell madly in love with him. All the romantic cinematography in the world can't make that make sense. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/8/6/816086.jpg)
Source: 20 Onscreen Relationships That Should Never Have Existed
![Voyager's final episode established a romance between Seven of Nine and Chakotay. A romance that had almost no build up at all and was simply there as a plot device to give Janeway yet another excuse to alter time. What's worse, that last-minute made-up romance threw out of the airlock a believable relationship that had been 0 evolving for a couple of seasons between Seven and the Doctor. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/8/5/816085.jpg)
Source: 20 Onscreen Relationships That Should Never Have Existed
![The HÄNGOVER Phil is cool and fun. Stu is a wimpy whiner. Phil is a troublemaker. Stu falls apart at the first sign of trouble. Why the hell are they friends? GRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/8/4/816084.jpg)
Source: 20 Onscreen Relationships That Should Never Have Existed
![In the Harry Potter series, Severus Snape physically and emotionally abuses students by manhandling them, discriminating against any students that aren't members of Slytherin and even being the physical representation of fear for a student (Neville Longbottom) Yet, Dumbledore never even reprimands Snape for his actions when he should really sack him, making this professional headmaster-staff relationship extremely ethically questionable CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/8/3/816083.jpg)
Source: 20 Onscreen Relationships That Should Never Have Existed
![GRANTED, JONATHAN'S A BIT CREEPY AND NANCY A BIT STUCK UP... STRANGER ISUNGS ...BUT THEY'RE BOTH SMART, AMBITIOUS, WILLING TO FIGHT AN INTERDIMENSIONAL SLIME MONSTER TO PROTECT THEIR LOVED ONES, AND CLEARLY INTO EACH OTHER. YET IN THE END, NANCY KEEPS DATING HER JOCK BOYFRIEND STEVE, WHO ONLY CARES ABOUT PARTYING AND PUBLICLY CALLED HER A SL*T. MUST BE THE FABULOUS HAIR. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/8/2/816082.jpg)
Source: 20 Onscreen Relationships That Should Never Have Existed
![glee Dave Karofsky & Blaine Anderson Dave used to bully Blaine's partner, Kurt, because he's gay. After Dave comes out of the closet himself, he ends up dating Blaine, who is at that point still in love with Kurt. Why would Blaine think it's a good idea to date someone who used to bully the love of his life? CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/8/1/816081.jpg)
Source: 20 Onscreen Relationships That Should Never Have Existed
![The romance between Ace Ventura and Melissa is basically like an adult dating a 6-year-old. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Melissa is a smart businesswoman, while Ventura is a childish, some would say clinically insane, Pet Detective who on occasion uses his butt cheeks to talk. Those two dating is simply MIND-BOGGLING. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/7/9/816079.jpg)
Source: 20 Onscreen Relationships That Should Never Have Existed
![BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER, BUT WHEN DID DEAN AND SAM FIND THE TIME TO ACTUALLY BOND? In Supernatural, the Winchester brothers had a terrible childhood. One more than the other, though. Dean embraced the hunter life early on, but Sam was deemed too young for slaying monsters. Sam was alone all the time. Не hated being constantly uprooted from town to town. Не escaped as soon as he could. Не didn't talk to his family for years. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/8/0/816080.jpg)
Source: 20 Onscreen Relationships That Should Never Have Existed
![In Frozen, we're understandably surprised when Princess Anna agrees to marry Prince Hans, a man she just met that day. At least they talked, laughed, and got to know each other (for the most part). Disney FROZEN But then we happily buy into the romance between Anna and Kristoff, who only spend about 12 hours together finding Queen Elsa. Most of that time was spent arguing and trying not to die. Sure, Hans was lying. But that doesn't mean Anna is exercising better judgment by quickly falling for the next man she meets-an abrasive loner who smells, CRACKED.COM has fleas,](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/7/6/816076.jpg)
Source: 20 Onscreen Relationships That Should Never Have Existed
![In Seinfeld, George Costanza proposed to Susan Ross, and she said yes. Why would a rich and ambitious lady marry a neurotic idiot with anger issues? CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/7/8/816078.jpg)
Source: 20 Onscreen Relationships That Should Never Have Existed
![WHY EXACTLY DO CLAIRE AND OWEN END UP TOGETHER? JURASSIC WORLD CRACKED.COM At the beginning of the film we find out Claire and Owen went out on one date, but it was a failure because the two couldn't stand each other. Claire is a control freak and a workaholic, while Owen is the complete opposite. Despite not liking each other one bit, and arguing throughout the film, they still end up together, FOR SOME REASON.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/7/7/816077.jpg)
Source: 20 Onscreen Relationships That Should Never Have Existed
![The entire character of Tauriel was created for the Hobbit movies to add a romantic subplot that didn't exist in the original novel. This is ridiculous as she is a strong woman character with badass combat skills and her own distinct personality, yet was relegated to a nonsensical love triangle subplot that exists between herself, the dwarf Kili and Legolas simply because the Hobbit series got extended from two movies to three. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/7/4/816074.jpg)
Source: 20 Onscreen Relationships That Should Never Have Existed
![The Breakfast Andrew and Allison Club might be the worst romance to ever grace the screen. They have nothing in common, have wildly incompatible personalities, and he only even considers her worthy of affection after she changes her appearance. There is no reason to think they will date after the credits roll. Their whole relationship is the teenage equivalent of quickly finding someone to take home from the bar after a night of drinking. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/7/5/816075.jpg)
![There is barely a shred of similarity between Ted and Robin from How I Met Your Mother. But yet they end up together in the end. Ted is convinced that Robin is his soulmate despite their mismatched goals in life and relationship, and he even resorts to forcing her to become someone she's not. Why is he even in love with her in the first place? CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/7/3/816073.jpg)
![In Lucifer, Maze and Trixie become besties. The age difference should be obstacle enough in their friendship, but when you add in who they are-Hell's torturer and innocent kid-things go from weird to downright crazy. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/7/2/816072.jpg)
![Why are Bart and Milhouse friends? Bart is a brash troublemaker and Milhouse is an anxiety-prone wimp. GRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/7/1/816071.jpg)
![TRANSFORMERS SAM AND BUMBLEBEE So an alien creature whose biology and culture is intrinsically different from ours decides to waste precious time away from his mission to help a dude woo a girl? How does he even know what he is doing? CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/6/4/816064.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM No couple in Doctor Who made less sense than Martha and Mickey. Mickey was a lazy slacker, Martha was a medical student. Aside from their travels with The Doctor, and being РОС, they have nothing in common. Forcing them together at the end of Season Four was just plain silly.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/6/6/816066.jpg)
![In Clueless, Cher realizes she's in love with her ex-stepbrother, Josh. Even though they're not related by blood, it would still be weird. They were living under the same roof as family for a while. If anybody asks them how they met, the answer will definitely raise eyebrows, no matter how they explain it. Also, their parents could go from being exes to in-laws. CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/4/8/816048.jpg)
![Notting Hill Will and Anna's relationship is anything but romantic. Anna is a movie star who dates Will while she is in a relationship with someone else, and when their scandal is publicized, she blames Will for it. Despite admitting that his obsession for her is unhealthy, Will apologizes to Anna to win her over once more. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/6/7/816067.jpg)
![In Warm Bodies, R wins over Julie by shielding her from a fall. A few days earlier, R was a zombie and he ate Julie's boyfriend. Somehow that doesn't bother her anymore. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/5/6/816056.jpg)
![GRACKED COM ANAKIN: Creepy Immature Stalker PADME: Dignified Queen and STAR Senator WARS What Could Go Wrong?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/4/7/816047.jpg)
![MCD WE the BiGBANGTHEORY actress/ waitress Ph.D. in turned sales rep experimental physics extrovert introvert mocks the nerd nerd culture What will they talk about for the rest of their lives? CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/6/8/816068.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM The fact that Eric and Donna stay together for the majority of the series makes no sense. That 70s Show Yes Eric and Donna are neighbors and are each other's first love, but beyond that their differences are stark. Donna is cool, smart, thoughtful, and ambitious. Eric is a selfish nerd, who is a jerk to anyone and everyone if given the chance. He's just kind of a mean person and someone like Donna would have never put up with that for very long.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/5/2/816052.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM DRAGONBALL I still don't understand how Goku and Chi-Chi are married. She constantly yells at Goku because he likes to train and fight. She is even worse with him when their son Gohan is with Goku training or fighting.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/5/8/816058.jpg)
![MR. ROBOT ELLIOT AND SHAYLA So we are supposed to believe the schizophrenic who cries himself to sleep because he is so lonely can score a girlfriend in half a day because he wants to bring someone to a reunion? GRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/6/1/816061.jpg)
![STAR THE RISE OF SKYWALKER WARS KYLO REN AND REY It's ok to play with the trope of good girls liking bad boys but most would draw the line at space mega Hitler. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/5/7/816057.jpg)
![CRACKED COM ALF In the 80s society, having won the Space Race... You want us to believe Willie Tanner would've endangered his family to get to know the funny, cat-eating alien?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/5/1/816051.jpg)
![John is lying to Claire and Claire has a serious boyfriend... but those are pretty typical hurdles to overcome in a rom-com. WEDDING GRACKED.COM CRASHERS However the lie is that they're RELATED, yet Claire starts kissing John without first consulting a family tree, which is insane.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/7/0/816070.jpg)
![Danny forced himself on Sandy twice. GREASE The first time with kissing. The second time, he fondled her breasts and pushed her down. Danny's advances were getting worse and that should have been a huge red flag for Sandy. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/6/5/816065.jpg)
![In Back to the Future, Marty is a cool high school kid and Doc is a weird, old scientist. It makes no sense that the two of them would ever cross paths, let alone form a friendship. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/6/9/816069.jpg)
![Bruce Banner and Natasha Romanoff's romance comes out of nowhere. They barely interact, and when they do, it mostly consists of... ...deception... ...and physical violence. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/5/9/816059.jpg)
![We think of Jack and Rose as one of Hollywood's iconic couples, but were they? TITANIC The class-driven ship accommodations would've made it nearly impossible for them to meet, they have immensely different upbringings, not too much in common and they had known each other for a couple of days. That's infatuation, not love. Had Jack survived he would have put up with the spoiled little brat for a very short time. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/4/9/816049.jpg)
![That Jackie looks down on Fez for being a foreigner %70s through all of That Show '70s Show. But then at the end of Season 8, she wants to be his girlfriend. It's awkward enough that she was already in relationships with two guys in their group (Kelso and Hyde). It also took her eight seasons to realize Fez is the one for her? CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/5/3/816053.jpg)
![CRACKED COM At any other high school, the popular kids would bully Screech into oblivion-if they gave him any attention at all.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/6/0/816060.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM Parks and Recreation It's impossible to believe that a no-nonsense medical professional like Ann would not only date an immature moron like Andy but live with him for two years.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/6/2/816062.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM FRIENDS WOULD THIS BABE WHO MONICA HAS DATED SEXY MOVIE BILLIONAIRE DOCTOR STAR REALLY SETTLE FOR... BING?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/5/0/816050.jpg)
![GRACKED.COM Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 Harry shouldn't have ended up with Ginny. Firstly, she's his best friend's sister, which inherently makes things awkward. Secondly, Harry seemed to have a lot more in common with Luna Lovegood than he did with Ginny Weasley anyway. Why couldn 't he have dated Luna instead?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/5/5/816055.jpg)
![I never understood why Ferris and Cameron were best friends in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Most of the time, when they weren't fighting, Ferris was either threatening, manipulating, or assaulting a reluctant Cameron into joining one of his schemes. Even during his fourth wall breaks, Ferris usually talked about how much he pitied Cameron. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/5/4/816054.jpg)