40 ‘Patriotic’ American Moments That Are Actually the Sign of a Society in Distress

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40 ‘Patriotic’ American Moments That Are Actually the Sign of a Society in Distress

We dont want to rain on anyones parade, but before yall crack that Bud Light, shoot off a round in the sky and take a big ol bite of that cheese block, we have a few hard truths to share. 

But who knows? Maybe youre patriotic enough to get back to all that flag-waving after taking these in. Refusing to believe that America is anything but perfect is quite American, so were guessing thatll be the case.

Daylight Saving Time

Daylight Saving Time is supposedly about saving energy. 9 10 8 11 7 12 6 1 5 2 3 DON'T FORGET TO FALL 4 BACK It's actually about spending money. The first and most persistent lobbyist for Daylight Saving Time was the Chamber of Commerce, because they reasoned that people go out and spend money after work when it's light out. The biggest influence on the most recent changes to the DST schedule is the candy companies, who do more business at Halloween now that it's light later. CRACKED.COM http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story php7storyid=7779869

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Icy Drinks

ICY DRINKS Other countries chill drinks, and they throw in a couple ice cubes, but visitors to America are baffled by the tradition of filling a glass with ice and then trickling a tiny bit of liquid around it. Many think they're being cheated. They're somewhat mollified, though, when they learn about the American tradition of free refills. GRACKED.COM

Napping

Unlike many other countries around the world, America doesn't officially embrace the tradition of napping. It's a cultural expectation in places lik

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