29 Sophomoric Movie Lines That Must’ve Been Written on Take-Your-Kid-to-Work Day

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29 Sophomoric Movie Lines That Must’ve Been Written on Take-Your-Kid-to-Work Day

You know the feeling: You’re heavily invested in the movie you’re watching — maybe you’ve proven the old cliche by unknowingly inching your butt closer to the edge of your seat. Then, it happens. Some actor had the unfortunate task of dropping one ridiculous line that gives you the proverbial record-scratch moment. Great! Now you’re taken right out of the plot, and your suspension of disbelief has to work overtime to get you back into it. Thanks a lot, one dumb line! Now this movie kinda sucks!

CRACKED BLUTO'S ZIT BIT ANIMAL HOUSE Apparently John Belushi improvised that zit bit on the spot, and we can't help but feel for the actors who had mashed potatoes (or whatever it was) spit all over them. It's the one time we kinda wanted the preps to kick his ass.

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GRACKED.COM Why would make eggs hard? It makes pasta soft. -Teddy Sanders Neighbors 2: Sorority Risina ALB

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INTERVIEW THE He's motherf-king peanut butter and jealous! - Dave Skylark CRACKED.COM

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Snow Dad is better than no dad. JACK FROST GRACKED.COM Watch this creepy thing squint and mumble for a few minutes and you might draw a different conclusion.

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Kenner, in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you, you have the biggest d**k I've ever seen. SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO CRACKED.COM And on the off chance we survive, let's pretend we never had this conversation, 'kay?

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You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be. the social network Wait, what? If someone's trying to be an asshole, that's what they are. (As proven by him being an asshole to every single person in the entire movie.) CRACKED.COM

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TELL US NOW. WHAT IS THE DUMBEST LINE IN A MOVIE EVERYONE FORGETS? That doesn't look very scary. More like a six-foot turkey. Daniel W. Literally the worst part of Jurassic Park. CRACKED.COM

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