We all think of our favorite characters in blockbuster movies as saying incredible, memorable, badass things onscreen. The thing is, every now and then they burp out some complete garbage nonsense, totally in earnest, and nobody seems to mind. That's weird, right? So we asked Cracked fans on Facebook to tell us the dumbest lines that big-deal movie characters ever got away with. Here are some phrases that definitely should have wound up on the cutting room floor:

TELL US NOW. WHAT IS THE DUMBEST LINE IN A MOVIE EVERYONE FORGETS? Sir, rebel ships are coming into our sector. Good! Our first catch of the day.
Ben S.

TELL US NOW. WHAT IS THE DUMBEST LINE IN A MOVIE EVERYONE FORGETS? Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man I've ev
Dave B.

TELL US NOW. WHAT IS THE DUMBEST LINE IN A MOVIE EVERYONE FORGETS? I thought Christmas only comes once a year. - The World is Not Enough w. Laura A
Laura W.

TELL US NOW. WHAT IS THE DUMBEST LINE IN A MOVIE EVERYONE FORGETS? Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing t
Taylor N.

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TELL US NOW. WHAT IS THE DUMBEST LINE IN A MOVIE EVERYONE FORGETS? Now THIS is podracing! L. Keenan The worst line in Phantom Menace. No, Anakin, th
Keenan L.

TELL US NOW. WHAT IS THE DUMBEST LINE IN A MOVIE EVERYONE FORGETS? Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill. AIL 2 D Tim H. What an
Tim H.

TELL US NOW. WHAT IS THE DUMBEST LINE IN A MOVIE EVERYONE FORGETS? That doesn't look very scary. More like a six-foot turkey. W. Daniel Literally th
Daniel W.

TELL US NOW. WHAT IS THE DUMBEST LINE IN A MOVIE EVERYONE FORGETS? I'm fifty shades of fucked up. - Fifty Shades of Grey Reader A terrible line in a
Cracked Reader

TELL US NOW. WHAT IS THE DUMBEST LINE IN A MOVIE EVERYONE FORGETS? I'm not going to kill You. I'm just going to hurt you really, really bad. T. Kayt
Kaytesa T.

TELL US NOW. WHAT IS THE DUMBEST LINE IN A MOVIE EVERYONE FORGETS? I'm gonna make you very unhappy. -G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra I'm already unhapp
TJ R.

TELL US NOW. WHAT IS THE DUMBEST LINE IN A MOVIE EVERYONE FORGETS? I have crossed oceans of time to find you. AP W. It was stupid when Gary Oldmani
AP W.

TELL US NOW. WHAT IS THE DUMBEST LINE IN A MOVIE EVERYONE FORGETS? Something bad happened here. - Species B. Katy Forest Whitaker showing off his ps
Katy B.
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