15 Terrible Quotes From Crazy-Popular Movies

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15 Terrible Quotes From Crazy-Popular Movies

Screenwriters can take years to craft a piece of perfectly bad dialogue.  Here are 15 movies that inscribed goofy words into cinematic history.

Love won't save you, Padme. Only my new powers can do that. STAR WARS III: REVENGE OF THE SITH CRACKED.COM Fifty bucks says Elon Musk has tried this as a pick-up line.

Kenner, in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you, you have the biggest d**k I've ever seen. SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO CRACKED And on the off chance we survive, let's pretend we never had this conversation, 'kay?

Are you a Mexican or a Mexi-can't? ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO CRACKED.COM Apparently, Robert Rodriguez is not Mexi-capable of writing better dialogue.

They say it's all downhill after the first kiss. I'm pretty sure that only counts if you're kissing a human. MAN OF STEEL CRACKED.COM Save the world, get the girl, and then make it weird.

Love means never having to say you're sorry. LOVE STORY CRACKED.COM Try explaining that concept to my divorce attorney.

Now dig on this. SPIDER-MAN 3 CRACKED.COM Peter Parker tries out a cokey haircut and a spider-enhanced flamenco number. A hundred times scarier than Venom.

My ass may be dumb but I ain't no dumbass. JACKIE BROWN CRACKED.COM Fair enough. But then how exactly does one become a dumbass?

Snow Dad is better than no dad. JACK FROST CRACKED.COM Watch this creepy thing squint and mumble for a few minutes and you might draw a different conclusion.

It's turkey time. Gobble gobble. GIGLI CRACKED.COM And so it came to pass that Thanksgiving was ruined forever.

My wife used to fart when she was nervous. GOOD WILL HUNTING CRACKED.COM Robin Williams improvised this delightful line of dialogue because all Oscar-winning screenplays need fart jokes.

The thing about street fights? The street always wins. FURIOUS 7 CRACKED.COM Unless the street is fighting Vin Diesel. In that scenario, the street gets its asphalt kicked.

I'm fifty shades of f***ed up. FIFTY SHADES OF GREY CRACKED.COM Let's see, there's gainsboro, silver, jet, platinum, battleship gray, ash gray, gunmetal, nickel, charcoal ... what I'm really trying to say is I'm a mess.

Nobody puts Baby in the corner. DIRTY DANCING CRACKED.COM Putting a young woman in the corner would be treating her like a... baby?

Everything ends badly. Otherwise, it wouldn't end. COCKTAIL CRACKED.COM That line pretty much sums up most reviews of Cocktail.

We need a plan of attack! I have a plan. Attack! AVENGERS CRACKED.COM Comic books have a long history of superheros beating the crap out of each other before saying 'hello.' Because why wouldn't you just start punching a Norse god?
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