Cracked Archive - Weird World

7 Phallic Food Items Ranked For Their Dongositude
7 Phallic Food Items Ranked For Their Dongositude

Are there more pressing issues at hand in the world? I dare you to name one.

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Hilariously Bad PSAs That Backfired Even More Hilariously
Hilariously Bad PSAs That Backfired Even More Hilariously

Sometimes health campaigns are made by hilariously out-of-touch public officials who have no idea how to talk to their audience.

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6 Parties That Careened Out Of Control
6 Parties That Careened Out Of Control

These should make you feel better about the time you got drunk at your friend's housewarming party and decided to renovate his bathroom with a claw hammer.

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5 Stupid Pieces Of Advice That People Need To Stop Sharing
5 Stupid Pieces Of Advice That People Need To Stop Sharing

The vast majority of life advice being bandied about on social media alongside hassle-free cupcake recipes is total garbage.

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7 Staples Of Your Childhood That We're About To Ruin For You
7 Staples Of Your Childhood That We're About To Ruin For You

The real-life Snoopy didn't have such a happy story.

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4 Things Everyone Remembers Happening (But Totally Didn't)
4 Things Everyone Remembers Happening (But Totally Didn't)

Oh yeah, guess that didn't happen. Welp, off to therapy!

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5 Things You Learn At A Hospital In An Active Warzone
5 Things You Learn At A Hospital In An Active Warzone

Where there are war zones, there are hospitals full of hardworking people putting comrades, enemies, and civilians back together all in the same shift.

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6 Mindf*@k Problems You Face Being President
6 Mindf*@k Problems You Face Being President

Why would anyone want to be the president of the United States? The pay is so-so, the job is next to impossible, and the only real perk is meeting rap stars.

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The 5 Shadiest Practices Of Modern Pet Stores
The 5 Shadiest Practices Of Modern Pet Stores

Instant ratcicles is not as funny as it sounds.

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I Teach At A For-Profit College: 5 Ridiculous Realities
I Teach At A For-Profit College: 5 Ridiculous Realities

It turns out these schools are way shadier than you're actually thinking.

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7 Normal Towns That Have Been Attacked By Pure Craziness
7 Normal Towns That Have Been Attacked By Pure Craziness

We now live in a world in which losing your phone could turn into a personal apocalypse.

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7 Mothers Who Went Insane (To Protect Their Kids)
7 Mothers Who Went Insane (To Protect Their Kids)

Consider these women the John McClanes of the mothering world.

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20 Reasons You Suck Because You Don't Have A Trident
20 Reasons You Suck Because You Don't Have A Trident

Statistically speaking, you don't have a trident. You've probably never even considered having a trident. And that's really unfortunate.

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4 Things That Were Going To Kill Us All (Until They Didn't)
4 Things That Were Going To Kill Us All (Until They Didn't)

People feared train travel would literally destroy our children's futures.

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The Cases Are Fake: A Theory That Totally Changes Sherlock
The Cases Are Fake: A Theory That Totally Changes Sherlock

Throughout the entire series, Sherlock Holmes, super-sleuth, misses the most obvious clue right in front of him: that his brother, Mycroft, is creating fake puzzles for him to solve to keep him from killing himself.

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