Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Topics That Used To Be Small Talk (And Start Fights Now)

All the topics we used to count on to maintain the slightest veneer of civility now inevitably lead us to the danger zone.


5 Bizarre Groups That Run Entire Foreign Countries

The only thing stopping America from being run by a single corporate overlord is the several other corporate overlords vying for the position.


Why Visiting Friends With Pets Is A Nightmare

I've drawn a line in the sand when it comes to my friends' pets, and I feel like their feelings are mutual.


All The Stuff That Made 2016 Terrible (In 140 Characters)

What a year. Not that you remember most of it.


So You Want To Go Back In Time And Fix History

So you can help? You can send me back to stop this?


6 Kids Books With Not-Even-Hidden F**ked Up Messages

Seriously, tell us we're not overthinking these.


5 Things You Learn About People As A Private Investigator

Private investigator is right up there with astronaut or professional cyborg as the job we all wanted to do as kids.


19 Ways Advertisers Misunderstand How We Use Their Stuff

Reality is always so much more shameful.


5 Drinking Breakthroughs That Mean You've Finally Grown Up

You guys wanna go get hammered and gingerly take steps into adulthood tonight?


6 Easter Eggs You Didn't Know Are Hidden In Famous Landmarks

While you're busy trying to snap the perfect selfie, you're missing out on the cool little secrets lurking everywhere.


This Is What Safe Spaces & Trigger Warnings Actually Are

Mr. President, you're wrong.


5 High IQ Idiots Who Destroyed Irreplaceable Things

Everybody makes mistakes. Just, you know, some are little and some are crimes against humanity.


7 Honest Attempts To Educate Kids (That Went Horribly Wrong)

If you get too creative in passing along your amazing lessons, you might end up looking like one of these idiots.


Money-Sucking Purchases To Avoid

Don't spend money on things that are already happening naturally.