Cracked Archive - Weird World
17 Celebrities You Didn't Know Died In 2015 (Part 1)
R.I.P., George Coe. No one could voice a heroin-addicted butler like you could.
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- By Justin Crockett
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582 6 Cheerful Christmas Traditions With Shockingly Dark Origins
The origin of the Rudolph story is as depressingly cynical as its underlying message.
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- By Pat Carnell
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9 Ads That Should Have Started An Actual War On Christmas
Old-timey Christmas was a strange time, full of alcoholic ghosts and perverted Santas.
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- By Diana McCallum
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6 People With WTF Secret Lives Absolutely Nobody Saw Coming
Be kind to everyone you meet. You never know who is actually an enforcer for a drug dealer or a vampire LARPer.
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- By Zachary Frey
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5 Awesome Acts Of Revenge That Qualify As Creative Genius
Never mess with a 13-year-old and his beloved dog.
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- By Kevin Phelan, Nichole Urban
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6 Popular 'Luxury' Products That Are Based On An Absurd Lie
Beats sold four pairs of their Solos headphones every minute of 2013 thanks, in part, to their weight.
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- By Patrick Coyne
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5 Top Secret WWII Allied Plots That Were Maximum WTF
What's one way to troll the Nazis? By sending six hilariously inadequate planes to bomb Berlin during their anniversary party.
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- By M. Peter Storino
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5 Massive Problems We'd Face Living On Another Planet
There are problems with interplanetary colonization that sci-fi doesn't warn you about -- most of which involve our imminent doom.
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- By Joseph Fernando
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7 Insane Police Tactics That'd Be Funny If They Weren't Real
Tasers are nonlethal weapons that have killed over 500 people, so obviously the next step was to make them bigger and stronger.
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- By Mark Hill
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6 Foreign Words So Dark There Are No English Equivalents
Shockingly, only one of these is German.
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- By Cornelius Heyer
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6 People You've Never Heard Of (Who Secretly Rule The World)
These select few people have more money and more power than a trillion Tony Montanas, and absolutely nobody is trying to stop them.
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- By Jason Iannone
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8 Statues Of Famous People (That Look Absolutely Insane)
The tribute to Nathan Bedford Forrest looks as if someone took the original Burger King and smothered him in liquid metal as he screamed in agony.
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- By Chris Radomile
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I Accidentally Took PCP And Went Crazy: 6 Insane Lessons
The following is a very real account and not to be confused for a sequel to 'Conspiracy Theory.'
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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6 Language Tricks Your Brain Falls For Every Time
Finally, an answer as to why Bob from accounting is doing so much better than you.
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- By XJ Selman
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5 Evil Plants We Should Probably Get Rid Of
Every part of the manchineel tree has been designed by Mother Nature to kill humans in the most horrifying ways possible.
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- By Matthew Moffitt
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