Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Terribly Awkward Attempts To Appeal To Young People

These attempts to market to young people are high-key LOL epic #fails to the max.


5 Cool Secret Codes Hiding In Plain Sight Around The World

Movie and video game Easter eggs are cool and all, but there are far better secrets hidden all around you.


6 Horrifying Fast Food 'Hacks' (Tested)

Fast food employees will bring your sins to life if you ask them nicely enough.


5 Everyday Things You See Online (That Are Brainwashing You)

All the next evil mastermind hellbent on world domination simply needs is a basic understanding of how the rest of us use the internet.


6 Reasons America Is Starting To Pay For Cuddle Parties

Over the last few years, snuggling services have sprung up across the nation. We sat down with two professional cuddlers to learn a little bit more about their new industry.


6 Human Quirks You Didn't Know Have Evolutionary Origins

Why do we share so many strange little tics, and where did they come from? What purpose do they serve? Turns out we can answer some of those questions.


Drug Users Are Being Slaughtered Right Now (& No One Cares)

Donald Trump has said some crazy stuff, but give me any example and I promise you'll find a Rodrigo Duterte quote along the same lines that's infinitely more heinous.


5 Safety Laws You Won't Believe Don't Exist

Most people aren't aware of instances like these, in which the government failed us so hard that it damn near killed us.


5 Torture Methods Used In Mental Hospitals Way Too Recently

All science is a process of trial and error. In the case of psychiatry, those errors can mean dick-ogling and poop paintings.


5 Absurd Perversions Of Justice, Courtesy Of Social Media

The effects of the internet are a bit like the effects of LSD: Every once in a while, things are groovy. But more often than not, we're naked teens at risk of destroying everything.


5 Real Vacations That Went Worse Than You Thought Possible

Generally, having a bad vacation doesn't usually mean getting stabbed by a prison gang or being conscripted into a foreign army.


6 Literary Turds (Written By Your Favorite Authors)

Even the best writers are capable of churning out work that wouldn't even cut the mustard on a 'Twilight' meets 'Minions' erotic fiction blog.


Attempts To Sneak Tiny Crimes That Set Off Biblical Disaster

We've all come up with at least one clever scheme that's gone wrong. But none of them have gone murderously wrong.


5 Things To Say To A Friend Who Has The Wrong Opinion

Sometimes, because of their personal failings, people like things that aren't very awesome. To avoid some awkwardness, here's how to talk to them.