Trying to get rid of online mugshots is a nightmarish -- and expensive -- task which requires dealing with some truly sleazy people.
It occurred to me that perhaps I was a good candidate for never drinking again. Since then, here's the weird stuff I've learned.
The world is finally perfect. And it really sucks.
If you dig back through the comics, you find that the moral histories of all of your favorite characters are messy, to say the least.
Russia, I said we're done with you.
There's a theory floating that Trump himself tweets from an Android, while his staff are all tweeting from iPhones. And it seems to hold up.
Millennials are a coveted demographic for advertisers, but like every generation of young people before them, it gets really embarrassing when people try marketing to them.
Even the most mundane worlds have their heroes and villains, and in the retail business, 'mystery shoppers' are both.
We all know that the media is awash in lies and half-truths. It's a continuous struggle between truth-seekers and B.S. artists, and the problem is that the second group has some pretty dedicated people on its side.
Young writers are turning to the dreaded content mills to feed themselves. We spoke with a former content mill writer, and here's what we learned.
'When my doctor told me I had Distressing Ass Syndrome, I had a lot of questions.'
Fame, fortune, sex -- everybody dreams of living the glamorous life of a balloon artist.
While you've been over there getting all creeped out by sharks and spiders, the plant world has been over here, quietly evolving horrors for millions of years.