C'mon, scientists, quit hogging that sweet, sweet Hyperion all to yourselves.
It turns out cuttlefish are super kinky.
It turns out Disneyland's grand opening went about as well as the Fyre Festival did.
These people didn't run away from the mundanities of existence in search of endless adventure. Instead, they found the most boring jobs in the world and made them metal.
Alone in a house, I'm left with a lot of time which I use to slowly demolish all that is good about myself.
Glitter is like criminal Kryptonite, apparently.
Mix UFOs with spiders and the end result is pure nightmare fuel.
Pretty good chance this is going to trigger a lot of gag reflexes.
Michael Jordan has a history of being a big bald bully.
Not only was the past lousy with criminal terrors, but ye crime waves of olde were also bit more ... eccentric.
Believe it or not, but Muslims are not one big, uniform entity.
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