Cracked Archive - Weird World
Time To Face The Hard Truth: Parties Suck As You Get Older
I don't know if you've noticed, but as you grow up, parties get less fun.
- By Carmen Angelica
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- March 06, 2017
5 Ways The MRA Indoctrinates New Members With Cult Tactics
The Red Pill's existence is like a studded butt plug that everyone has to share. So how exactly is it a cult?
- By Teresa Lee
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- March 06, 2017
The Insane Follow-Ups To 5 People Who Memed Into Our Hearts
Because the life expectancy of a meme is about half that of a mayfly, most people don't bother following up on your story.
- By Chris Rio
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- March 04, 2017
17 Things I Have Literally Done To Make A Child Go To Sleep
Please, no more book reading.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- March 04, 2017
4 Ways Trump Outrages Liberals (Obama Got S**t For, Too)
News cycle? More like news CIRCLE. (Get it? Hello?)
- By Robert Evans
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- March 02, 2017
The One Thing That MIGHT Be Able To Kill Fake News
Fake news is homemade and entrepreneurial. It might as well be sold on Etsy.
- By Luis Prada
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- March 01, 2017
5 Terrifying Truths About The Crappy Lock On Your Front Door
We sat down with people whose main expertise is to get inside any of our homes or cars at any time. We were not put at ease.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- March 01, 2017
6 Bedtime Stories In History Creepier Than Our Horror Films
History's forgotten children's books prove that at the end of the day, a lot of people want to either scare kids to death or see pictures of dead and dying children in literature.
- By Marina Reimann
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- February 28, 2017
5 Absurd As Seen On TV Products (That Are Secretly Useful)
Some products aren't really designed stupidly -- sometimes they're simply victims of user error.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- February 26, 2017
Most People You Can Handle, These 5 People Are Why You Drink
Whether it's a good thing or a bad thing that you can only handle these people whilst three-sheets to the wind is another conversation altogether.
- By Ian Fortey
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- February 24, 2017
5 Little-Known Ways You Suck At Owning A Car
A car is like a romantic partner: If you go too long without one, people think you're weird, but once you get one, it sucks up all your cash and will possibly murder you on a dirt road on a moonless August night.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- February 23, 2017
4 Impending Panics From The Past (And What Came Of Them)
Once we've collectively overdosed on panic, we just move on like it never happened, never mentioning the problem again. But did it go away on its own? Did we solve it?
- By Luis Prada
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- February 22, 2017
6 Surprising Things You Learn In The Alt-Right Media Bubble
The first step toward solving any problem is understanding it, so I spent a month digging into the alt-right bubble, and think it's time to get a few things straight.
- By Robert Evans
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- February 22, 2017
5 Realities Of Reporting The News In A Brutal Dictatorship
'Luis' is a journalist in Venezuela, and he risked his life to bring you the stories of other journalists he knows who've risked their</i> lives reporting the truth in
- By Robert Evans
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- February 22, 2017
6 Big Differences That Turn City Dwellers Into Liberals
If you aren't a liberal when you get to the big city, you might be before the year is up.
- By Loey Nunning
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- February 18, 2017
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