Cracked Archive - Weird World

On TV, drive-by shootings are full of excitement and ethnically appropriate soundtrack choices. In reality, they're mostly full of bullets.

• By Amanda Mannen, Leana DeSouza
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• May 10, 2017

Every scenario is mapped out to account for every potential hazard, ensuring that the police are fully prepared to deal with any crisis. Well, almost any ...

• By Carolyn Burke
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• May 07, 2017

Sometimes someone's daily persona can stand in complete, paradoxical defiance of the face they show when they think no one else is watching.

• By Zachary Frey
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• May 07, 2017

The first day of a new job is a pretty memorable experience. There's that unique mix of excitement and nervousness, and the massive amounts of sweat.

• By Chris Bucholz
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• May 06, 2017

Gavin's bout with a never-ending boner was just as horrible to deal with as you'd imagine it'd be.

• By Evan V. Symon
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• May 06, 2017

Making friends is only intimidating in your mind -- in action, it's as easy as boiling an egg or writing a radio-friendly late-90s rock song.

• By J.F. Sargent
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• May 04, 2017

In an ideal universe, trained educators and/or leading experts in their field would exclusively write self-help books. We do not live in an ideal universe.

• By Nathan Kamal, Jordan Breeding
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• May 04, 2017

Why didn't anyone bother to tell us about these before?

• By Ivan Farkas
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• May 03, 2017

If there's anything that can unite this country, it's a fight against an industry that treats everyone like garbage.

• By Luis Prada
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• May 02, 2017

We talked to 'Ibrahim' -- who was part of a large, sophisticated team of scammers who all lived together in a big house.

• By Robert Evans
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• May 01, 2017

Some eccentric pioneers are trying to discover new ways to play their cos'es. They're no heroes -- they just dress like them.

• By JM McNab
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• April 30, 2017

I'm a feminist. I love what it stands for. I love its core values. But I'm not blind to its flaws.

• By Angela Di Filippo
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• April 29, 2017

If you don't understand how your sweetness and good intentions could possibly scare anyone away, buckle up, because I'm about to give you some inside info on where you're going wrong.

• By Mags Storey
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• April 27, 2017

The stresses of the job might be getting to old, kooky Donny.

• By Luis Prada
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• April 24, 2017

Fashion is a nightmare, and even the moderately fashionable among us can't always keep it all straight.

• By Chris Bucholz
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• April 22, 2017