Not only was the past lousy with criminal terrors, but ye crime waves of olde were also bit more ... eccentric.
Believe it or not, but Muslims are not one big, uniform entity.
We aren't responsible for you developing any new phobias as a result of reading this.
While most people feel powerless as the system continues to kick them down, others have found quite surprising homes away from home.
Though you may not know any rich people, you're going to eventually find yourself among them. And it is going to be awkward as hell.
Every once in a while, the laws of probability decide to look the other way and help random people through staggeringly unlikely coincidences.
Some days, the universe gets high and randomly decides to turn reality into a 1980s action flick.
'Truth, Justice, and the American Way ... also, no fat people.' - Superman
These are the moments when we really deserve a cake.
Nothing could tarnish the beautiful friendship between NWA and Guns 'N' Roses.
The more you dig in, the more hilarious these theories get.
Don't pretend like you've never wondered what human flesh tastes like.