Some incredibly successful people can only get work done under conditions so bizarre or idiotic that anyone else would be driven insane within minutes.
It turns out our need to consume literally everything has tangible benefits for those that can't.
There's always that ONE country.
Having an unusual name has some unforeseen consequences that make life a little bit more challenging than the Stevens and Jessicas out there can imagine.
Dating a superhero is a terrible idea. But a supervillain? Everyone loves a badass, and what's more bad than trying to destroy the world?
You may think your workplace is crazy, but, of course, it's not. This is what 'crazy workplace' actually looks like.
American school cafeterias are the stuff of nightmares, with the quality of their food lying somewhere in the range of 'underfunded prison sponsored by McDonald's.'
Let's be thankful we live in a country where we can mock our leaders and not get thrown in jail.
While we here at Cracked are not particularly fond of laws, there are some we absolutely should steal from other countries.
Some things from our past don't have easy dumping grounds like jeans or the elderly, often leaving us to invent new ways of keeping them around.
The NYPD evolved like they suddenly got blasted by gamma radiation and gained incredible superpowers they had absolutely no idea what to do with.
Why does it feel like everyone's reaction to tough, personal conversations will be 'sprint away while screaming and then fake their own death'?
When your job is collecting video game gold, even fake economies can screw you over.