The more you learn about the world, the more you see that it has clearly been meticulously engineered to be as frustrating and awful as possible.
There's not much middle ground when it comes to theme parks -- either you operate a magical and amazing facility, or you wind up with a sad, rusted out Christmas Wonderland.
The events that occurred last year at The Slick 'n' Sloppy Chris Bucholz Experience were regrettable.
The critters with plush fur, and big eyes, and cuddly widdle toes are on our side. Right? Ri- right?
These people are refusing to rest their laurels. Their sticky, sticky laurels.
Some people pull such amazing feats, it's hard not to think they're secretly X-Men.
Once in a while, a person finds themselves face-to-face with Death ... and decides to yank the Grim Reaper's robe up and give him a wedgie
Having long gotten bored with buying normal stuff, billionaires know to take it to the next, awful level.
People believe B.S. all the time because we're conditioned to, which in turn makes people lie to us all the time.
Before the election, people weren't familiar with Mar-a-Lago. Now? The estate, and surrounding area, is getting a lot of unwanted attention.