Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Complaints About Modern Life (That Are Statistically B.S.)

As much as we like to joke about the sorry state of the world, the facts really don't back us up.

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5 Sidekicks Who Got Screwed By History

Here are some real-life sidekicks who, for one reason or another, got shafted by history.

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What Our Pets Are Probably Dreaming About

Pets have vivid dream lives. We've seen the video to prove it. A glimpse of what those dreams look like.

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Why It's Time to Stop Wearing Mittens: A Manifesto

Mittens have all the functionality of five fingered gloves, save for the functionality part.

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6 Cats More Badass Than You (And Most Superheroes)

The Internet, and the world at large, has become completely fascinated with cats. In true Cracked fashion, we bring you the ones that are actually worth more than the shit in their litter boxes.

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5 Styles That Defined Entire Eras (Were Made Up by Movies)

American history is dominated by groups who look exactly like what you think they do, but only because they totally ripped off their styles from fictional movies.

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The 16 Most Ill-Conceived Mascots Possible

There's a science to picking mascots. If you're a sugary breakfast cereal, you must choose a cartoon of something that kills children, like vampires or tigers. If you're car insurance, try to think of an animal name or noise that sounds like your stupid name ... OK, so maybe they're all just guessing.

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The 8 Most Awkward Sexual Moments in Comic Book History

Comic books have been known to do some crazy things to keep readers interested. Sometimes what they do works, and sometimes it just makes us feel like putting the comic book facedown, leaving the room and taking a shower.

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If Awesome Lunatics Ran Airlines

There's no security check point. If it didn't kill you on the drive to the airport, we figure it probably won't kill you on the plane either.

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6 Douchebag Luxury Goods Originally Invented to Help People

If, like most of us, you find yourself secretly hating rich people now and then, it's probably because of the stupid and frivolous junk they buy. A whole segment of our economy is dedicated to making ridiculous crap for these shallow jerks. But a whole lot of lives have been saved by that ridiculous stuff.

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