Cracked Archive - Weird World
The 5 Saddest Things People Do to Look Smart
The biggest problem is that there's a lot of different kinds of smart, and we can't all be good at all of them. Some people just panic and think there's only two groups of people - the smart and the dumb.
- By Christina H
- /
- May 31, 2011
5 Simple Tricks for Destroying Your Co-Workers
While we'd like to believe that all it takes is hard work and talent, the bitter reality is that we need every advantage -- legit and otherwise -- to rise to the top. And that means you have to be ready to be a horrible person.
- By Gladstone
- /
- May 29, 2011
6 Insane DIY Surgeries You Won't Believe Actually Worked
Warning: Cracked.com does not advocate self-doctoring of any kind, no matter how hilarious it may be.
- By Pauli Poisuo
- /
- May 29, 2011
If Real Life Worked Like a Role-Playing Game
What it might look like if the world actually looked like it does inside the heads of people who spend too much time on role playing games.
- By Cracked Plasticians
- /
- May 29, 2011
Barbecue for Bastards
Lessons in the fine art of gonzo grilling
- By Brendan McGinley
- /
- May 28, 2011
The 6 Most Badass Airline Pilots To Ever Stare Down Death
While you may think flying is just a whole bunch of auto-piloting, it's important to keep in mind that pilots are around for a reason
- By Evan V. Symon
- /
- May 28, 2011
I Can't Tell If the World Is Being Serious Anymore
When 'Fast Five' thrilled critics and finished their opening weekend at number 1, I decided to stop paying attention to movies for a while and start focusing on the real world.
- By Daniel O'Brien
- /
- May 27, 2011
Why You Should Never Fall Asleep at the Wheel [COMIC]
Especially if there are other people in the car with you.
- By Fatawesome .com
- /
- May 26, 2011
If Movies Were Realistic
For all the complaining we do about unrealistic movies, nobody wants to see the hero soil himself in slow motion as he walks away from an exploding car.
- By Cracked Plasticians
- /
- May 25, 2011
6 Things Nobody Tells You About Owning a Motorcycle
Owning a bike brings risks other than the threat of a ride ending with your organs splattered across the interstate.
- By Ezekiel Buchheit
- /
- May 24, 2011
9 Words You've Used Today With Bizarre Criminal Origins
Apparently, English is actually just a mishmash of grunts and shrieks assembled haphazardly from the crude dialects of hobos, gypsies and rapists.
- By C. Coville, Rani Baker
- /
- May 23, 2011
6 Objects You Won't Believe People Managed to Lose
There are some great treasures of both wealth and knowledge that remain determinedly out of sight, despite the fact that someone has to know where they are.
- By Evan V. Symon
- /
- May 22, 2011
If We Used Animals Like 'The Flintstones'
What a world would look like if we still used animals the way they did in Bedrock.
- By Cracked Plasticians
- /
- May 22, 2011
Viral on Cracked
