Cracked Archive - Weird World

My Brief Time Undercover As Dan O'Brien (Among Others)

Name's Swaim. I'm an alcoholic that can't hold his liquor, and if you thought THAT was funny, you're going to love the one about go f#@k yourself.


If You Could Photoshop the Real World

f you spend enough time in Photoshop, you start thinking things like,


Movie Character Crossovers Too Awesome to Actually Happen

The only time movies mix and match characters from different universes, two invincible monsters are doing battle with each other, and the audiences ability to care who wins. What it might look like if Hollywood realized how awesome certain characters could be if they got to try on different movies.


8 Words the Internet Loves to Confuse With Other Words

Since everyone knows online humor columns by obscure writers are extremely effective in changing society, We're sure misuse of these words will no longer a problem.


The 7 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Propaganda Campaigns

We sort of expect propaganda to be a little stupid to begin with, but there are some examples that go beyond all our expectations and into the land of the hilarious.


12 Great Parenting Products for Traumatizing Your Baby

We get it. Parenting is hard. We also get that it's human nature to invent useless products for people who don't know any better than to just throw gadgets at every problem ... which is why we wound up with these.


Ill-Advised Movie Merchandise for Kids

The line between children's toys and movies has grown increasingly blurry since 'Transformers' created an entire TV show for the purpose of selling toys, and that TV show became one of the most successful movie franchises of all-time. Here are some products that would have killed the connection between films and kids toys on contact.


A Bad Day at the Sandwich Shop [COMIC]

An amazing tale of paitence.


6 People Who Single Handedly Screwed Entire Economies

Yet throughout history there have been times when everything came together just right for one single person to screw it all up.


6 Great Products For Making Your Pet Hate You

When our pets one day inevitably rise up, they'll probably be pretty pissed about a whole bunch of things. This is just a sample of why we'll be dying slow deaths.


16 Lessons You Wish They'd Taught In School

As we demonstrated recently, the lessons you learned in school were often built around whatever made the coolest illustration, and have nothing to do with what's true. We asked you to show us what school might have looked like if they were actually concerned with teaching you stuff that might come in handy.


The iPhone of Doom

Comedy beaten to a pulp


8 Tiny Things That Stopped Suicides

There are stories every day about some rescuer heroically stopping a suicide attempt - breaking down a door, scooping someone off a ledge, or cutting a noose down with a ninja star. But sometimes there's no strapping fireman or hero cop or friendly ninja, just one little silly thing between life and death.