Cracked Archive - Weird World

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How to Make the Most of Working The Early Shift [COMIC]
How to Make the Most of Working The Early Shift [COMIC]

The early bird catches the worm, and screws up his files.

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5 Things You Love to Discuss That Nobody Else Cares About
5 Things You Love to Discuss That Nobody Else Cares About

Everyone is beautiful and special and amazing, and all of our stories are unique and inspiring and we all have a lot to offer one another. But seriously, shut the hell up about the following topics.

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11,201 More Pieces of Terrible Advice
11,201 More Pieces of Terrible Advice

Don't fight it, lady! Hugging strangers is the 853rd way to celebrate America! 854 through 921 are all sex coupons, but I'll wait for you to stop screaming before I get into those.

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A Care Bear Adventure of Revenge
A Care Bear Adventure of Revenge

http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-care-bear-adventure-revenge/

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6 Eerily Specific World Events Predicted by Comics
6 Eerily Specific World Events Predicted by Comics

A lot of shit happens in comic books, and a lot of shit happens in real life, so every once in a while they're bound coincide, right? That still doesn't explain some of the freaky stuff comics have gotten right. Like...

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The 5 Most Epic One Man Rampages In the History Of War
The 5 Most Epic One Man Rampages In the History Of War

When pushed too far, some men shut down completely, cry or rail against the unjust God that inflicted such dire times upon them. And some men, when they reach their breaking points as human beings, opt instead to transcend the limitations of the human form, channel hellfire through their palms and bring the entire world crashing down around them.

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There Was Always That One Kid That Ruined Every D&D Game ...
There Was Always That One Kid That Ruined Every D&D Game ...

Stick with it. Your brain will explode if your balls don't first.

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5 Topics Guaranteed to Elicit (Condescending) Advice
5 Topics Guaranteed to Elicit (Condescending) Advice

Try mentioning any of the below things to a large group of people -- or just try not hiding any of these things from a large group of people -- and you will have so much condescending advice on your hands that you could, I don't know, build a really annoying house out of it.

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Using Charity to Help The Third World (Worship You as a God)
Using Charity to Help The Third World (Worship You as a God)

I am a giver by nature. Deeply rooted in my blood is the philanthropic need to ease the suffering of others, to strip away the tattered robes of misery and lick the wounds of the browbeaten, figuratively. 'Gross' you will think, and I don't blame you because your heart is not as big as mine.

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The 7 Most Ridiculous Ghost Stories from Around the World
The 7 Most Ridiculous Ghost Stories from Around the World

There are some ghost stories that just leave you absolutely baffled.

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8 Psychologically Traumatizing Kids Halloween Costumes
8 Psychologically Traumatizing Kids Halloween Costumes

Seemingly innocent, merry disguises that lead to years of psychotherapy.

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