Cracked Archive - Weird World
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The early bird catches the worm, and screws up his files.
- By Scott Meyer
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- November 13, 2010
Everyone is beautiful and special and amazing, and all of our stories are unique and inspiring and we all have a lot to offer one another. But seriously, shut the hell up about the following topics.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- November 12, 2010
Don't fight it, lady! Hugging strangers is the 853rd way to celebrate America! 854 through 921 are all sex coupons, but I'll wait for you to stop screaming before I get into those.
- By Seanbaby
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- November 11, 2010
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- By Chris Bucholz
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- November 09, 2010
A lot of shit happens in comic books, and a lot of shit happens in real life, so every once in a while they're bound coincide, right? That still doesn't explain some of the freaky stuff comics have gotten right. Like...
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- November 08, 2010
When pushed too far, some men shut down completely, cry or rail against the unjust God that inflicted such dire times upon them. And some men, when they reach their breaking points as human beings, opt instead to transcend the limitations of the human form, channel hellfire through their palms and bring the entire world crashing down around them.
- By Tony Pilgram
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- November 03, 2010
Stick with it. Your brain will explode if your balls don't first.
- By Robert Brockway
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- November 03, 2010
Try mentioning any of the below things to a large group of people -- or just try not hiding any of these things from a large group of people -- and you will have so much condescending advice on your hands that you could, I don't know, build a really annoying house out of it.
- By Christina H
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- November 02, 2010
I am a giver by nature. Deeply rooted in my blood is the philanthropic need to ease the suffering of others, to strip away the tattered robes of misery and lick the wounds of the browbeaten, figuratively. 'Gross' you will think, and I don't blame you because your heart is not as big as mine.
- By Soren Bowie
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- November 01, 2010
There are some ghost stories that just leave you absolutely baffled.
- By Jonathan Wojcik
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- October 31, 2010
Seemingly innocent, merry disguises that lead to years of psychotherapy.
- By Gladstone
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- October 30, 2010
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