Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Reasons Working for a Really Good Boss Sucks
Working for a living is a sucker's game, and I pity anyone who didn't have the good sense to be born independently wealthy. But the fact remains that at some point most of us will have a boss and, eight out of 10 times, he or she will be a complete prick.
- By Gladstone
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- March 03, 2012
17 Famous Photos (One Minute Earlier)
The stuff that we never would have guessed was happening one minute before great photographers pressed pause on history.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- March 03, 2012
Why Growing Hamburgers in a Lab Will Doom Us All
Last week, Dutch scientists provided the answer to a question nobody had asked when they announced the successful creation of laboratory-grown meat.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- March 02, 2012
5 Mysterious Disappearances (That Were Elaborate Hoaxes)
When things got tough, these people decided it was time to disappear under the cover of a grossly implausible story.
- By Douglas A. McDonnell
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- March 02, 2012
15 Important Moments in History (If Social Media Was Around)
The way we find out about important information has changed forever. What important moments in history might look like if it had always been this stupid.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- March 02, 2012
5 Terrifyingly Advanced Ways Animals Know How to Kill
Whether you know it or not, humanity is fighting a war right now. While you're over there on the other side of this screen, microwaving tea and knitting tiny sweaters, that bitch is out there building biological superweapons 24/7.
- By Robert Brockway
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- March 01, 2012
4 Things The Jeremy Lin Story Reveals About Modern Racism
Here are some types of ... racial perception problems that don't necessarily involve hate or bad intentions, but are still annoying as hell.
- By Christina H
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- February 28, 2012
9 Foreign Words the English Language Desperately Needs
While we were busy fumbling with hand gestures and illustrations like cavemen, other cultures just made up the perfect words and phrases to encapsulate those little everyday moments filled with ... uh ... je ne sais quoi.
- By Cole Gamble, Cathal McGuigan
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- February 28, 2012
5 Tips for Writing the Perfect Eulogy (For Someone You Hate)
Every once in awhile, a third party will mistake your life-long rivalry/mutual hatred for a competitive friendship and ask you to speak at a funeral for one of your enemies. A funeral you only planned on attending to see your adversary locked helplessly in a box and buried.
- By Soren Bowie
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- February 27, 2012
The 5 Most Insane Duels Ever Fought
A couple of hundred years ago, the proper method to resolve any dispute was to stand a few feet apart and shoot at each other until somebody died. It was a more civilized time.
- By Richy Craven
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- February 27, 2012
Adventures of the Dog Who Doesn't Give a F#@%
Men, read this aloud to your women.
- By Seanbaby
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- February 26, 2012
7 Steps to Being the Worst Houseguest Ever
How to get evicted when you're just crashing on someone's couch.
- By Corey Vaspasiano
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- February 26, 2012
11 Real World Plot Twists We're All Secretly Expecting
In the movies, when something doesn't quite add up, you can always count on a third act plot twist to make sense of everything. We asked you to show us the plot twists that would make sense of the world we actually live in.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 26, 2012
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