Cracked Archive - Weird World

How to Play 'Who Would Win?' [COMIC]
How to Play 'Who Would Win?' [COMIC]

It's a game as old and retarded as time ...

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How to Answer the Question 'What's Bothering You?' [COMIC]
How to Answer the Question 'What's Bothering You?' [COMIC]

Ways that don't end in your arrest.

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6 Real People With Secret Identities Nobody Saw Coming
6 Real People With Secret Identities Nobody Saw Coming

Exactly how unfeasible is Dexter or Bruce Wayne's double life? Well, not totally far off the map, apparently.

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6 Resolutions for Those With Realistic Expectations
6 Resolutions for Those With Realistic Expectations

Unlike a lot of you, I'm not going to partake in any new year's resolutions, the traditional way to improve one's life at the start of a calendar year. Resolutions are easy to make, hard to keep, and each abandoned resolution forms the bass kick in the failure drumbeat of your life.

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5 Weight Loss Tips for Cynical Bastards
5 Weight Loss Tips for Cynical Bastards

I suspect that around 50 percent of the population thinks they're in the smartest, cleverest 3 percent of the species, and they're totally going to be the ones to beat the system.

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5 Things You Use Every Day That Are Getting Awesome Upgrades
5 Things You Use Every Day That Are Getting Awesome Upgrades

These are all either experimental or still too expensive, but they give us a glimpse of how some of the little things in life could be a hell of a lot better in the near future.

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How to Help Pick a Baby Name [COMIC]
How to Help Pick a Baby Name [COMIC]

The only thing worse than an ironic T-Shirt is an ironic baby name.

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The 8 G.I. Joes Most Frequently Left In the Box
The 8 G.I. Joes Most Frequently Left In the Box

Before the cartoon, there was only one G.I. Joe. That was his name. His first name was G.I., his last name was Joe, and his middle name was Fuck You for Asking, Commie.

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9 Major Stories Everyone Got Wrong This Year
9 Major Stories Everyone Got Wrong This Year

The biggest stories that the media and the internet got the most wrong in 2010.

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5 Real Deleted Bible Scenes In Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
5 Real Deleted Bible Scenes In Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass

What would Jesus do? Whatever the hell he wants to, apparently.

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How to Choose a Nickname [COMIC]
How to Choose a Nickname [COMIC]

And how to make someone else regret their own.

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Where Aren't They Now? 13 Overlooked Deaths of 2010
Where Aren't They Now? 13 Overlooked Deaths of 2010

While the Gary Colemans and the Corey Haims hogged the posthumous limelight, we think there were a few others who deserve a little recognition as well, Cracked-style.

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We Declare War on Christmas: Merry Crackedmas Eve Eve Eve
We Declare War on Christmas: Merry Crackedmas Eve Eve Eve

Watch out Santa. Watch out Rudolph. Crackedmas is coming to town.

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The 6 Most Terrifying Work Commutes in the World
The 6 Most Terrifying Work Commutes in the World

No matter how bad you think your commute is, there's always someone who has it worse. Here's six of them.

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