Cracked Archive - Weird World

9 Major Stories Everyone Got Wrong This Year

The biggest stories that the media and the internet got the most wrong in 2010.


5 Real Deleted Bible Scenes In Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass

What would Jesus do? Whatever the hell he wants to, apparently.


How to Choose a Nickname [COMIC]

And how to make someone else regret their own.


Where Aren't They Now? 13 Overlooked Deaths of 2010

While the Gary Colemans and the Corey Haims hogged the posthumous limelight, we think there were a few others who deserve a little recognition as well, Cracked-style.


We Declare War on Christmas: Merry Crackedmas Eve Eve Eve

Watch out Santa. Watch out Rudolph. Crackedmas is coming to town.



The 6 Most Terrifying Work Commutes in the World

No matter how bad you think your commute is, there's always someone who has it worse. Here's six of them.


Frosty the Snowman Declares War on The War on Christmas

Buck Rogers and Flash Gordon have shown us that whenever there's a ridiculous war in the future, a brave hero from Earth's present travels there to win it. I thought that I could apply this scientific process to help win a ridiculous war raging today: The War on Christmas.


5 Creepy Christmas Traditions from Around the World

Everyone has different Christmas traditions: Some of us decorate trees, some of us drink egg-nog, some of us eat fruitcake, and some of us cover ourselves in feces, threaten to murder our children, and foster racism in their hearts.


5 Silver Linings Now That Your Flight Has Been Delayed

With the skies growing more crowded every year, and the airlines losing their sense of shame every day, flight delays have gone from being a rare event to a reliable nuisance for anyone who chooses to travel by air.


11 Steps To Crashing a Royal Wedding

More advanced royal watchers are instead busy exchanging plans for how to score an invitation to this rare event.


The 12 Most Unintentionally Disturbing Christmas Ads

These ads seem to want nothing to do with cheer and goodwill, but rather to unsettle you someplace deep in your soul, so that you will never be 'right' again.


The Best Goddamn Christmas Letter You Ever Got

As I do ever year, let me start by saying, you're welcome. You have no doubt received my final edits on your own Christmas letters in the mail by this point. I will say that on the whole, I found them as endearing as they were littered with cliches and errors.


5 Ridiculous Things You Probably Believe About Islam

In the same way that not all Christians are Young Earth Creationists, plenty of modern Muslims see room for interpretation in the Quran.