Cracked Archive - Weird World

9 Major Stories Everyone Got Wrong This Year

The biggest stories that the media and the internet got the most wrong in 2010.

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By Daniel O'Brien, Robert Brockway, Jack O'Brien, Kristi Harrison, Jason Pargin
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December 29, 2010

5 Real Deleted Bible Scenes In Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass

What would Jesus do? Whatever the hell he wants to, apparently.

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By Brian Thompson, CRACKED Staff
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December 28, 2010

How to Choose a Nickname [COMIC]

And how to make someone else regret their own.

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By Scott Meyer
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December 26, 2010

Where Aren't They Now? 13 Overlooked Deaths of 2010

While the Gary Colemans and the Corey Haims hogged the posthumous limelight, we think there were a few others who deserve a little recognition as well, Cracked-style.

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By Lisa Skye
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December 26, 2010

We Declare War on Christmas: Merry Crackedmas Eve Eve Eve

Watch out Santa. Watch out Rudolph. Crackedmas is coming to town.

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By CRACKED Staff
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December 25, 2010

By CRACKED Staff
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December 25, 2010

The 6 Most Terrifying Work Commutes in the World

No matter how bad you think your commute is, there's always someone who has it worse. Here's six of them.

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By Rohan Ramakrishnan
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December 24, 2010

Frosty the Snowman Declares War on The War on Christmas

Buck Rogers and Flash Gordon have shown us that whenever there's a ridiculous war in the future, a brave hero from Earth's present travels there to win it. I thought that I could apply this scientific process to help win a ridiculous war raging today: The War on Christmas.

By Seanbaby
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December 23, 2010

5 Creepy Christmas Traditions from Around the World

Everyone has different Christmas traditions: Some of us decorate trees, some of us drink egg-nog, some of us eat fruitcake, and some of us cover ourselves in feces, threaten to murder our children, and foster racism in their hearts.

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By Thomas Calnan
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December 23, 2010

5 Silver Linings Now That Your Flight Has Been Delayed

With the skies growing more crowded every year, and the airlines losing their sense of shame every day, flight delays have gone from being a rare event to a reliable nuisance for anyone who chooses to travel by air.

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By Chris Bucholz
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December 23, 2010

11 Steps To Crashing a Royal Wedding

More advanced royal watchers are instead busy exchanging plans for how to score an invitation to this rare event.

By Chris Bucholz
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December 21, 2010

The 12 Most Unintentionally Disturbing Christmas Ads

These ads seem to want nothing to do with cheer and goodwill, but rather to unsettle you someplace deep in your soul, so that you will never be 'right' again.

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By Diana McCallum
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December 21, 2010

The Best Goddamn Christmas Letter You Ever Got

As I do ever year, let me start by saying, you're welcome. You have no doubt received my final edits on your own Christmas letters in the mail by this point. I will say that on the whole, I found them as endearing as they were littered with cliches and errors.