The Internet is heavily under the influence of the powerful pro-kitten lobby, but I need you to listen to the truth: kittens are terrible and will ruin your life.
Because world-conquering megalomaniac's need a how to book too.
One of the most difficult things in the world to do.
In the superior hemisphere it's nearly spring again, and as Americans celebrate by shedding their jackets or falling in love in parks, the IRS is beginning its gradual warm up and stretching routine in preparation for some unparalleled wallet raping.
As much as we like to joke about the sorry state of the world, the facts really don't back us up.
Mittens have all the functionality of five fingered gloves, save for the functionality part.
The Internet, and the world at large, has become completely fascinated with cats. In true Cracked fashion, we bring you the ones that are actually worth more than the shit in their litter boxes.
American history is dominated by groups who look exactly like what you think they do, but only because they totally ripped off their styles from fictional movies.
Comic books have been known to do some crazy things to keep readers interested. Sometimes what they do works, and sometimes it just makes us feel like putting the comic book facedown, leaving the room and taking a shower.