Cracked Archive - Weird World
It seems like there's been a neverending argument between certain
- By Christina H
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- March 15, 2011
There was a time when you couldn't get a job in the comic book industry unless you knew how to draw at least half a dozen hilarious racial stereotypes, and could depict in detail what each looked like when getting punched in the face by a marine.
- By Seanbaby
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- March 13, 2011
For an entire generation of college graduates facing a job market with nothing but tens of thousands of dollars in student loan debt and frat party beer guts under their belts, the future is looking grim. Very, very grim.
- By Jason Edward Harrington
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- March 11, 2011
A gameplan for fighting your moral infirmity with more moral infirmity.
- By Daniel O'Brien, Mark M., Ashley Neal
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- March 10, 2011
Lately, many of these kind-of-hypothetical emails have asked about the effectiveness of toning shoes, like the Sketcher Shape-Ups. These products claim to enhance the tone and musculature of the wearer's ass and legs, and many of our readers, desiring ass and leg-play, wish to enhance their own features to better secure it.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- March 08, 2011
It's safe to say that God doesn't live on the Internet.
- By Soren Bowie
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- March 07, 2011
Like elves in Santa's workshop, bootleg toy makers around the world are busy cranking action figures and games for all of the world's children. Only these will be sold by street vendors and dollar stores, at a fraction of the price of official toys.
- By Cole Gamble
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- March 07, 2011
So, one day, you decide to amuse yourself by cursing into a microphone for two minutes and uploading it to YouTube. A year later, you're on the phone with a reporter talking about how you offended an entire nation, and will possibly be charged for inciting violence.
- By S Peter Davis
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- March 03, 2011
The last decade has not been kind to us. If you are reading this, or more likely, forcing someone to read it to you, then you already know the sorry state in which we find ourselves. Classrooms, offices and sports teams across the country have conspired against us to tear down the delicate social hierarchy we so carefully built with one gut-punch
- By Soren Bowie
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- February 28, 2011
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Synergy is more commonly known as an energy drink from Holland.
- By Scott Meyer
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- February 25, 2011
When a woman is post menopausal, her body starts to deteriorate. Some say this is the natural aging process; others argue that it's because she no longer gets the workout of strapping herself into a 60 pound menstrual belt seven times a day.
- By Seanbaby
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- February 24, 2011
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