As a stock photo myself, I am taking it upon myself to explain my fellow stock photos to you.
Even outside of the obvious and silly examples, there are all sorts of situations where money works in ways that we just can't wrap our minds around.
They say that talking to kids requires you to speak their language. And while that type of reasoning has resulted in travesties such as educational rap, sarcasm is one language we're sure every teacher wishes they were allowed to use.
For every person with an extraordinary gift, there are whole knots of normal people mistaking their asinine quirks for significant abilities. They celebrate their meaningless talents loudly and often, trying to convince anyone who will listen that they are super.
Because of 9/11 the world was affected in a number of bizarre, unexpected ways that largely went unreported, for obvious reasons.
Over the course of three days, Mother Nature, man, and even machines rose up against me, but I continued undaunted through all this adversity, conscious that when it was all over, I would have a tale to tell the Cracked audience -- if they were brave enough to listen!
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These are the kinds of things professionals have nightmares about: the hilariously ironic failures that everyone will find out about.