Cracked Archive - Weird World

9 Horrifying Foods You Won't Believe People Actually Eat

Warning: Do not plan on eating anything while you read this.


4 Ways to Prepare for Parent-Teacher Night (For Non-Parents)

Step one: Remember your kid's name even if it isn't yours.


The 5 Most Aggressively Crazy Websites on the Internet

The biggest obstacle in designing websites isn't lack of talent, resources, or creative vision. It's having key pieces of your brain eaten by spiders.


3 Books from Dinosaur Erotica's Most Prolific Author

Because dinosaur erotica is an actual thing.


5 People Who Survived Certain Death (Using Cartoon Physics)

Turns out all those times we watched Wile E. Coyote fall off a cliff we were learning valuable lessons.


5 Everyday Activities That Should Require a License

It's time we started requiring licenses for more areas than just driving and practicing medicine.


28 Japanese Halloween Costumes That Will Haunt Your Dreams

I've gathered some of the nuttiest examples of what Japanese costumers have been up to in the past few years.


The 7 Worst Excuses Given by People Caught Being Perverts

If you're a decent, normal pervert, your only excuse is going to be poor judgment. Worse offenders, however, are so much more hilarious.


The 6 Most Shameless Gimmicks Used by Funeral Homes

I wrote this whole article about how funeral homes go that extra mile to get your business. Your depressing, dead business.


5 Iconic Symbols You Associate With the Wrong Country

Sometimes 'national icons' only represent the ability for one nation to shamelessly rip off somebody else.


4 Things No One Tells You About Having OCD

Here's what it's really like to have OCD.


5 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About Being Offended

It's not about whether the offended people or the unoffended people are


6 Ridiculous Kid-Friendly Adaptations of R-Rated Material

You have to wonder whose idea it was to turn these violent, sex-filled franchises into cartoons and toys.


16 Ways to Exploit Cheat Codes You Didn't Know Your Body Had

We asked our readers to bring you the best codes that'll make your day-to-day just a little bit easier.


The 5 Weirdest Side Effects of Moving to a New Country

I have some words of wisdom to share for any prospective emigrants out there. Spoiler alert: It's all bad.