Cracked Archive - Weird World

26 Items from the Worst Gift Catalog Possible
26 Items from the Worst Gift Catalog Possible

May your wrens be lively, and your pickled plums inedible.

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The Top 25 Cracked Articles of 2012
The Top 25 Cracked Articles of 2012

The views have been tallied. The critics have been ignored. Nothing but the hits: The 25 most crazy popular articles we put up this year.

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The Top 15 Cracked Videos of 2012
The Top 15 Cracked Videos of 2012

They made you laugh, they made you cry, they made you think. Or made you do none of those things at all.

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10 Christmas Decorations That Will Haunt Your Dreams
10 Christmas Decorations That Will Haunt Your Dreams

The following Christmas decorations are a testament to the fact that even psychopaths and serial killers apparently make time between pulling the legs off insects and fashioning skin suits to celebrate the holidays.

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9 Disturbing Christmas Ads You Won't Believe Are Real
9 Disturbing Christmas Ads You Won't Believe Are Real

Here are some old-school holiday ads that make us wonder what the hell the past was thinking.

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The 6 Most Needlessly Overcomplicated Crimes Ever Planned
The 6 Most Needlessly Overcomplicated Crimes Ever Planned

It seems that real crooks have taken a page or two from the likes of the Riddler and Lex Luthor and started planning their crimes in the most elaborate, pointlessly complicated ways possible.

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A Letter to My Neighbors About My Dubstep Lightshow
A Letter to My Neighbors About My Dubstep Lightshow

First of all, happy holidays! I hope this letter finds you and your families well during the season of good cheer.

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5 Ways to Actually Steal Christmas
5 Ways to Actually Steal Christmas

Like a lot of you, I am basically a monster, and as is the case every year, this holiday season has filled me with bile.

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6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person
6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

You're going to hate hearing this. My only defense is that this is what I wish somebody had said to me around 1995 or so.

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5 Dirty Jokes in Modern Movies (That Are Older Than Film)
5 Dirty Jokes in Modern Movies (That Are Older Than Film)

Here are five types of jokes that you'd expect to see in an American Pie movie that are actually much, much older than that.

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 5 Questions That Need to Be Banned from Casual Conversation
5 Questions That Need to Be Banned from Casual Conversation

Here are five seemingly well-meaning questions that should probably be avoided.

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