The Internet truly is a great place to get started, because it's all right there for your discovery.
Sometimes all it takes is a dollar and a dream to fall headfirst into a living nightmare.
Want to be surrounded by water in the company of R. Kelly? You probably don't need a cruise, but one exists just in case.
Some people want to be heroes a little too much.
Not a single one of our national monuments has laser beams for eyes. Let's fix that.
Why let a brush with police brutality turn you bitter?
Fans can misinterpret movies or books so badly that they end up becoming the exact same things the authors were warning them about.
On the bright side, it was probably really lonely being the last one and all.
Do people get that just pointing at something is not a binding claim on property?
Our supply of expendable sympathy is running low. Time to make some sacrifices.
The inside of your head is a lie.