Cracked Archive - Weird World

7 Special Membership Types Every Gym Needs to Offer

Not all workout plans are created equal.

By Daniel Dockery
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January 01, 2015

4 Bizarre Realities of Life as a Phone Psychic

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By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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January 01, 2015

The 7 Best Board Games for Destroying Your Friendship

I convinced some friends to play some of the worst board games I could find to determine if they were really as bad as they appeared, and while I don't want to spoil anything, I don't have friends anymore.

By Mark Hill
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December 30, 2014

5 Things People Mistake for Being Grown-Up

Aging is inevitable, but maturity isn't.

By Gladstone
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December 27, 2014

3 Can't-Fail New Year's Resolution Alternatives

Convincing yourself to be someone else out of the blue is a silly task, and it's why the failure rate is so high.

By Felix Clay
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December 27, 2014

The One Lesson You Need to Learn This Holiday Season

There's no better time of year to tell a personal tale of a tiny moment in my own life when kindness, happiness, respect, and all of those wonderful holiday feelings were something more than some words.

By Luis Prada
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December 26, 2014

6 True Stories to Make Sane People Believe in Xmas Miracles

These are all complete real Christmas stories that should come with a Surgeon General's warning because they'll make your heart grow three sizes.

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By Robin Warder
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December 24, 2014

8 Dumb Holiday Traditions That Need to Be Retired

O Tannenbaum, when did you get so complicated?

By Diana Cook
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December 23, 2014

12 Horrific Implications of the Most Famous Christmas Song

For anyone but the richest among us, being saddled with the gifts of the 'The 12 Days of Christmas' could very well destroy your life.

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By Adam Tod Brown, James Coquillat
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December 23, 2014

7 Traditional Christmas Drinks (Tested)

Merry Christmas from Canada! Did you know that Canadians keep all their booze in one place? What the hell, Celine?

By Felix Clay
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December 22, 2014

6 Real Places on Earth Straight Out of a Fantasy Novel

Every once in a while the malevolent robot lords in charge of programming the shared illusion that is our world will slip up and let a chunk of broken code go through.

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