Cracked Archive - Weird World

7 Special Membership Types Every Gym Needs to Offer

Not all workout plans are created equal.

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The 7 Best Board Games for Destroying Your Friendship

I convinced some friends to play some of the worst board games I could find to determine if they were really as bad as they appeared, and while I don't want to spoil anything, I don't have friends anymore.

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5 Things People Mistake for Being Grown-Up

Aging is inevitable, but maturity isn't.

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3 Can't-Fail New Year's Resolution Alternatives

Convincing yourself to be someone else out of the blue is a silly task, and it's why the failure rate is so high.

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The One Lesson You Need to Learn This Holiday Season

There's no better time of year to tell a personal tale of a tiny moment in my own life when kindness, happiness, respect, and all of those wonderful holiday feelings were something more than some words.

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6 True Stories to Make Sane People Believe in Xmas Miracles

These are all complete real Christmas stories that should come with a Surgeon General's warning because they'll make your heart grow three sizes.

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8 Dumb Holiday Traditions That Need to Be Retired

O Tannenbaum, when did you get so complicated?

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12 Horrific Implications of the Most Famous Christmas Song

For anyone but the richest among us, being saddled with the gifts of the 'The 12 Days of Christmas' could very well destroy your life.

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7 Traditional Christmas Drinks (Tested)

Merry Christmas from Canada! Did you know that Canadians keep all their booze in one place? What the hell, Celine?

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6 Real Places on Earth Straight Out of a Fantasy Novel

Every once in a while the malevolent robot lords in charge of programming the shared illusion that is our world will slip up and let a chunk of broken code go through.

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22 Modern Artifacts That Will Baffle Future Archaeologists

We will not leave future scientists full of awe and wonderment.

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5 Things Nobody Tells You About Getting Punched in the Face

My story is as simple as it is stupid. Here's the reality of being punched.

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5 Book Marketing Stunts That Backfired Spectacularly

Some writers get desperate in their quest to tear the reading public's fickle attention away from whatever butt picture they're currently looking at.

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