Cracked Archive - Weird World

Let's just say right off the top that police officers have a tough job, and there's literally no one else we want to call if somebody with a crowbar is chasing us down an alley.

• By A.C. Grimes, David W. Parsons
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• September 25, 2014

I've long been fascinated with Internet fakers: the people who hang around forums and social media sites, vomiting lies out of every orifice like a drunken frat boy who's also possessed by a demon.

• By C. Coville
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• September 24, 2014

And no, we're not talking about that mint condition Batman Issue No. 1 -- we're talking about seemingly worthless junk.

• By Drew Anders
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• September 24, 2014

When journalist Harmon Leon posed as an extremely creepy person with cash in hand, he found that it's alarmingly easy to get some of the most dangerous weapons in the world with nothing more than an Internet connection.

• By Harmon Leon
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• September 23, 2014

Don't you think it's time your favorite characters got to be in one movie? Or at least on the same shirt?

• By CRACKED Staff
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• September 22, 2014

Fishing in the choppy, frozen waters off Alaska is the worst of the worst. We spoke with Dash Adams to learn just how bad it can get.

• By Kier Harris, Dash Adams
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• September 22, 2014

We sat down with 'Joe,' a former pickpocket who verified his skills via an unnervingly thorough video demonstration. Here's what he told us about his former life.

• By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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• September 21, 2014

There are some things that have gotten exponentially more expensive to a degree that inflation doesn't explain.

• By Gladstone
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• September 20, 2014

No one remembers these -- in part because they were phased out by the comics before they hit the big time, and in part because they're underwear-on-the-head stupid.

• By Tristan Cooper, Matthew Thomas
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• September 20, 2014

The complex web of hows and whys that our brains constantly weave can make it damn difficult to communicate with each other.

• By Pauli Poisuo
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• September 18, 2014

Pretty much every creative type has a hidden horn-dog side

• By Raoni Lacerda, Michael Hossey
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• September 17, 2014

Hopefully, this column will help us all look at our tempers with a little maturity, and maybe understand our angry friends a bit better.

• By J.F. Sargent
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• September 16, 2014

For the insincere bastards who I imagine make up the majority of my audience, are a bunch of reasons why it might be cool to lie your ass off.

• By Chris Bucholz
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• September 16, 2014

We spoke to two residents of Cairo, Egypt. Here's what we learned about with everyday life once the world around you completely lose its mind.

• By Robert Evans, Adam
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• September 16, 2014

Dress for all the aspects of your personality/biceps today, with these new shirts you'll almost want to hang on a wall.

• By CRACKED Staff
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• September 15, 2014