Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About Government Spending

For the sake of our simple little minds, are some of the biggest misconceptions people have about government finances. Please keep it handy and refer to it whenever you see a bunch of zeroes.

By Chris Bucholz
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September 02, 2014

5 Insane Things That Will Destroy Our Power Grid

Cracked sat down with an executive for one of the companies working to protect and modernize our electric utilities, and he broke the difficult news that our power grid is about as carefully maintained as the floor of a taxi cab.

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By Robert Evans, Fernando Ramirez
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September 02, 2014

2 New Shirts for 'Star Wars' and 'Braveheart' Fans

By CRACKED Staff
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September 02, 2014

5 Cynical Marriage Tips Every Couple Needs to Learn

If you expect marriage to be a 50/50 deal then you don't understand marriage math.

By Kristi Harrison
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September 01, 2014

6 Tricks I Learned (For Scamming You) As A Faith Healer

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By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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September 01, 2014

5 Different Boozes With Their Own Unique Buzz

By Gladstone
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August 31, 2014

5 Unexpected Things I Learned From Having an Eating Disorder

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By Amanda Mannen, Sara Castro, Christine M.
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August 31, 2014

4 Innocent Things It's Impossible Not to Feel Paranoid Doing

By Felix Clay
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August 30, 2014

5 Deranged Authors Who Wrote the Same Book Over and Over

If it's completely crazy, don't fix it.

By Seanbaby
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August 29, 2014

7 Adventures of the World's Biggest Pot Smuggler

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By Robert Evans
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August 29, 2014

4 Important Skills That Lazy People Learn in High School

I was a high school slacker. We slackers want to be winners. We want to have monstrous GPAs. We want to be everything we know we can be ... it's all just so deeply unengaging.