Cracked Archive - Weird World
6 Things You Learn When Your Penis / Vagina Doesn't Work
We talked to two people -- Chloe and Carl -- who suffered from rare genital disorders. Each had a ridiculous and frightening tale of trying to get help in a society that would really have preferred they change the subject.
- By Amanda Mannen, Ryan Menezes, Chloe, Carl
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- March 15, 2015
8 Stupid Kitchen Hacks (Tested for Usefulness)
Whoever thought of these kitchen hacks deserves a kitchen hack to their frontal lobe.
- By Luis Prada
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- March 14, 2015
4 Things Kids Never Learn (Because Parents Teach Them Badly)
Nearly every parent does this stuff, unfortunately.
- By Felix Clay
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- March 14, 2015
The 7 Most Psychotic Ways People Tried to Prove Their Love
These won't melt anyone's heart. They'll put you in jail.
- By Chris Fox
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- March 14, 2015
7 Monsters That Bigfoot Hunters Are Too Scared to Believe In
The Pope Lick Monster is not a monster who licks the Pope. It's much, much worse.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- March 13, 2015
5 Gross Things You Learn About People Fixing Their Computer
We spoke to a Geek Squadder about what his job was really like, then we asked him to fix our laptop, because there was no more room on the screen for us to download new browser toolbars.
- By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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- March 13, 2015
5 Reasons We're In the Middle of a Dumb Anti-Photoshop Panic
Word on the street is we're all mad about photographers and advertising agencies using Photoshop to make models look supernaturally good.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- March 12, 2015
5 Things Vigilantes Do to Screw Themselves
It's concerning that the Internet can turn one dumb joke into a life-ruining experience, but what's even more alarming is that the way the Internet works is designed to encourage it.
- By Mark Hill
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- March 11, 2015
8 Hilarious Historical Fears That Seriously Delayed Progress
While it makes sense to get worried when scientists start breeding strains of genetically modified superintelligent flying spiders, there have been panics about even the most mundane, common-sense advancements.
- By Pat Carnell
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- March 11, 2015
5 Things You Learn Staying Awake During a Near-Death Injury
If I had fallen on my back or head, I would have died instantly. If I had fallen while front-flipping and playing air guitar, I would have died awesomely.
- By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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- March 11, 2015
The 20 Most Terrifying Ways Anyone Ever Got High
Sometimes you just need to take the edge off. Well, if you're doing these to take the edge, maybe seek help immediately.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- March 11, 2015
5 Animals that Survived Shit that Would Kill a Terminator
It's easy to forget that pets are incredibly durable creatures that can bounce back from situations that Wile E. Coyote would find hard to survive.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- March 10, 2015
7 More Disgusting Foods Your Grandparents Ate (Taste-Tested)
What sins of the past will he be forced to digest now?
- By Evan V. Symon
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- March 10, 2015
The 6 Most Obvious Lies People Got Famous Telling the Media
Here are some obvious lies the news media fell for harder than your anti-vaccine and global warming-denying friends on Facebook.
- By Douglas A. McDonnell
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- March 09, 2015
6 Realities of Buying Drugs (While Wearing a Wire)
We talked to one of these CI's, who'll remain anonymous for obvious reasons. This is what we learned.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- March 09, 2015
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