Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Terrible Lies You've Been Told About Famous People

In many cases, the version of history we all learned in grade school was manufactured by someone with a killer grudge.


5 Realities Of Having A Child With Organs Outside His Body

Our source's son was born with an omphalocele, which is an abdominal wall defect. That basically meant he was a tiny bundle of horrific medical complications who needed MacGyver to make him home medical equipment.


6 Hunters Who Are More Jackass Than Bad Ass

Whether you support hunting or abhor it, it's always funny to read about people who are just massive screw-ups.


6 Brilliant Ways Movies & TV Shows Stuck It To The Censors

It's only appropriate that these work-arounds were utterly ridiculous.


The 21 Biggest Flaws Nature Should Have Fixed By Now

Pardon our hubris, but Mother Nature is due for an upgrade or two.


5 Realizations That Happen Only In Adulthood

We all have to go through a very specific series of symptoms on our way to full adulthood that no doctor or teacher or tribal elder will warn us about in advance.


I Had A Vasectomy (It Didn't Take): 5 Ugly Realities

We spoke with Allen Singer, who underwent a vasectomy and told us about it in gut-wrenching detail.


20 Times Tax Money Was Flushed Down The Toilet

It turns out The Man is pretty fond of taking your hard-earned money and spending it on the dumbest shit possible.


5 Nasty Realities Of Work In A Hooters-Style Breastaurant

We talked to a few folks to get the inside story on an industry that is every bit as creepy as you'd expect.


8 Brilliant Ways Dumb Criminals Displayed Their Stupidity

Some burglars are such stunning asshats, they make national news with how badly they screw up their crimes.


5 Of The Most Hated Things On Earth (With Awesome Benefits)

It turns out the following first-world problems actually benefit you.


20 Signs That You Are Destined For Something Greater

Fate has something greater in store, something that has been foretold for many ages.


6 Everyday Things You Won't Believe Famous People Invented

A lot of inventors end up flying under the radar do to human ignorance. These folks? We're only ignorant to the fact they could've been so innovative.


6 Times People Have Legally Claimed To Own Everyday Things

What's the easiest way to make money? Just do what these people did: Find something you didn't do and try to take credit for it.


5 Realities In One Of History's Most Violent Countries

It turns out South Africa today has nothing on South Africa of the '90s.