Cracked Archive - Weird World

10 Very Dumb Questions You Should Answer Right Now

Cracked readers, I want to get to know you better.


23 Weird Ways Your Body Betrays Your Personality

Print this out, make a book, and stick it in your pocket so you'll never be caught with your pants down the next time you're talking to the face of an actual person.


I Am A Clown: 5 Truths You'll Wish I Didn't Tell You

We're starting to come to the conclusion that there is a seedy underbelly to every single job and industry in the world.


7 Insane Things People Did To Make Their Pets Look Insane

Why even own a normal pet at all when you're spending so much time trying to make them something they're not?


5 Hilarious Ways Angry Protests Proved The Other Side Right

Whether it's from a lack of foresight, a lack of common sense, or a ridiculous cause to begin with, it doesn't take much to cause a protest to implode hilariously.


Men With Kids Look Suspicious: 4 Realities Of Dating A Mom

Dating a mom isn't everything American Pie built it up to be.


5 Brilliant Loopholes People Used To Cheat The System

Some make do after not getting their way. But their stories are boring.


6 Important Works By Famous Artists Hidden In Easter Eggs

If you're a superfan who wants to see everything a particular creator has made, you're often in for a strange trip.


6 Badass Teachers Who Should Get Paid More Than Any CEO

Some teachers have gone above and beyond, pole vaulting into nigh-sainthood.


12 Obsessive Fan Projects That Are Clinically Berserk

Here's an appropriately huge article celebrating those who sacrificed a part of their lives to create something amazing, even if it's not terribly useful.


20 Valuable Things They Didn't Teach You In School

With the current educational standard, most of us learn the truly beneficial facts of life through trial and error.


5 Horrifying Stories Of Creatures Found Alive Inside People

For some reason, most of us insist on thinking of our bodies as our own, despite the scientific truth that we are nothing but waddling colonies of tiny little monsters.


19 Fears About Modern Life (That Are Statistically B.S.)

For whatever reason -- drugs, Hollywood, old 'Playboys' -- a lot of people are under the impression that the past was way, way better than the world we live in now.


5 Horrifying Things Only Lifeguards Know About Public Pools

Maybe we need to show the lifeguards a little more respect.


5 Good Deeds That Were Punished With Excessive Cruelty

Apparently karma doesn't always smile on those who save the lives of puppies.