Seven of Santa's fingers are supposedly floating around out there (possibly touching you right now), and the official website of Saint Nicholas relics claims that several of them are missing. Someone either stole or misplaced SANTA'S DISEMBODIED FINGERS.
There are only two explanations here that make sense: 1) Santa is important to a bunch of different cultures, and thus they all claim to have relics relating to him, or 2) Santa was some sort of unkillable supernatural monster, and the only way they could keep him from reanimating and terrorizing Europe was to spread his body parts around the continent. We know what we choose to believe.
What good is Santa without his Elf on the Shelf?
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