Cracked Archive - Weird World

We Were Impregnated By Our Rapists: 4 Bizarre Realities

Some of these babies gradually come to realize that one or more of their parents blame them for the rape that happened before their birth.

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Why You've Never Really Tasted Your 6 Favorite Foods

We tend to orient our diets around how our food looks, in lieu of how it actually tastes. And the food industry knows this.

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Two Year Faked Coma: 6 People That Worked Hard At Being Lazy

Laziness is like wine: It's only appealing to certain crowds, a surprisingly large amount of work goes into it, and it gets more impressive as time goes on.

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Lizard People Secretly Run The World And We Have Proof

Tracking down the lizard people was surprisingly simple. All I had to do was write an interview request on a postcard and drop it in the mail. Didn't even need an address.

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6 Insane Structures That Will Be Awesome When Finished

Who wouldn't want to take a slide down from the top of a skyscraper.

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5 Apocalyptic Realities Working At A Modern Day Blockbuster

For Blockbuster and Kmart employees, showing up for work every day was like watching grandma slowly lose her mind.

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21 Harmless Things That Cause A Surprising Number Of Deaths

They say salt is bad for you, but not in the way you're thinking.

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6 Techniques For Self-Motivation (When You Don't Want To)

If you're having trouble doing the dishes, consider hiring a lawyer to give you a chocolate only when you finish.

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6 Corrupt Police Forces That Didn't Even Pretend to Give A F

Corrupt law enforcement is nothing new. Quite a few cops have been dragging their asses way over the thin blue line since time immemorial.

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6 World-Changing Ideas Ignored For Stupid Reasons

Everything takes a back seat to beer.

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4 Realities When You Wear Your Fetish Under Your Clothes

Welcome to the world of 'adult babies,' where people dress like babies, act like babies, and joyfully poop themselves like babies.

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Realities Of Being A Gay Phone Sex Operator (Who's Straight)

Yes, phone-sex is still a thing because tradition is important, even when you're masturbating.

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Horrific Things You Only See As A Professional Body Piercer

WARNING: The following contains descriptions, but not photos, of graphic genital piercing mishaps.

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14 Simple Charts For Teaching Children That Life Is Hard

Hope you weren't prepared to live the life you dreamed of.

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