Cracked Archive - Weird World
We Were Impregnated By Our Rapists: 4 Bizarre Realities
Some of these babies gradually come to realize that one or more of their parents blame them for the rape that happened before their birth.
- By Anonymous, Carolyn Burke
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- May 03, 2016
Why You've Never Really Tasted Your 6 Favorite Foods
We tend to orient our diets around how our food looks, in lieu of how it actually tastes. And the food industry knows this.
- By Ricardo Oskam
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- May 02, 2016
Two Year Faked Coma: 6 People That Worked Hard At Being Lazy
Laziness is like wine: It's only appealing to certain crowds, a surprisingly large amount of work goes into it, and it gets more impressive as time goes on.
- By Carolyn Burke
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- May 01, 2016
Lizard People Secretly Run The World And We Have Proof
Tracking down the lizard people was surprisingly simple. All I had to do was write an interview request on a postcard and drop it in the mail. Didn't even need an address.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- April 28, 2016
6 Insane Structures That Will Be Awesome When Finished
Who wouldn't want to take a slide down from the top of a skyscraper.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- April 27, 2016
5 Apocalyptic Realities Working At A Modern Day Blockbuster
For Blockbuster and Kmart employees, showing up for work every day was like watching grandma slowly lose her mind.
- By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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- April 27, 2016
21 Harmless Things That Cause A Surprising Number Of Deaths
They say salt is bad for you, but not in the way you're thinking.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- April 27, 2016
6 Techniques For Self-Motivation (When You Don't Want To)
If you're having trouble doing the dishes, consider hiring a lawyer to give you a chocolate only when you finish.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- April 26, 2016
6 Corrupt Police Forces That Didn't Even Pretend to Give A F
Corrupt law enforcement is nothing new. Quite a few cops have been dragging their asses way over the thin blue line since time immemorial.
- By Carolyn Burke
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- April 26, 2016
6 World-Changing Ideas Ignored For Stupid Reasons
Everything takes a back seat to beer.
- By Logan Strain
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- April 26, 2016
4 Realities When You Wear Your Fetish Under Your Clothes
Welcome to the world of 'adult babies,' where people dress like babies, act like babies, and joyfully poop themselves like babies.
- By Anna Dakota, Anonymous
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- April 24, 2016
Realities Of Being A Gay Phone Sex Operator (Who's Straight)
Yes, phone-sex is still a thing because tradition is important, even when you're masturbating.
- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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- April 23, 2016
Horrific Things You Only See As A Professional Body Piercer
WARNING: The following contains descriptions, but not photos, of graphic genital piercing mishaps.
- By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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- April 22, 2016
14 Simple Charts For Teaching Children That Life Is Hard
Hope you weren't prepared to live the life you dreamed of.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- April 22, 2016
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