Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Methods The Professionals Use To Avoid Hard Questions

Here's a guide to answering the tough questions without revealing what a monster you actually are.


5 Insane Examples Of Censorship Backfiring Hilariously

Censorship is a no-win situation.


5 Places Where You Can Fulfill Your Disappointing Fantasies

Now that you are grown up you can solve that problem the best way we know how: by throwing money at it.


10 Dumb Questions I Asked You Guys (And Your Dumb Answers)

Before we get into the results, I want to say thank you to the many hundreds who answered my very, very stupid questions.


The 6 Most Fascinating Vending Machines Ever, Definitely

You know that joke about how Japan has vending machines that sell used schoolgirl panties, for the pervert on the go? Well, those aren't even the weirdest ones.


9 Unexpectedly Creepy Tourist Attractions

Art is hard.


6 Insane Realities Of Emergency Medicine (You Should Know)

How Hollywood-tainted is our concept of this ubiquitous life-saving technique?


7 Sneaky Ways Developers Got Revenge On Cheating Jerks

Dealing with cheaters doesn't have to be all banning. Some developers decided to get hilariously creative.


8 Real Ad Campaigns Straight Out Of The Bowels Of Hell

Like all of us, even the savviest of Don Drapers will sometimes just plain ol' shit the bed.


5 Horrifying Things You Learn Living In A Homeless Tent City

Homeless tent cities sounded really strange, and kind of like it might be a post-apocalyptic nightmare.


5 Corrupt Workers Who Liked Getting Paid But Not Working

It's one thing to suck at your job because you're just plain incompetent. It's another because you're too busy being a lazy, greedy, conniving, corrupt asswad.


5 Times A Celebrity's Kindness Made A Real-Life Impact

In times like these, it's good to remind ourselves that humans don't automatically use their fame and fortune to diabolical ends.


6 Famous Houses From Movies (That Ruined The Owners' Lives)

When fandom hits 'Single White Female' levels, we get entertaining and/or depressing yarns like these.


5 Creepy Things Casino Security Guards See

If you spend years watching everything that happens in the casino day after day, you'll see what hives of scum and misery the places can be


6 Staggeringly Huge Problems (Everybody Somehow Survived)

Sometimes things can go spectacularly, amazingly wrong, and (almost) everyone can still walk way.