Some of these babies gradually come to realize that one or more of their parents blame them for the rape that happened before their birth.
We tend to orient our diets around how our food looks, in lieu of how it actually tastes. And the food industry knows this.
Laziness is like wine: It's only appealing to certain crowds, a surprisingly large amount of work goes into it, and it gets more impressive as time goes on.
Tracking down the lizard people was surprisingly simple. All I had to do was write an interview request on a postcard and drop it in the mail. Didn't even need an address.
Who wouldn't want to take a slide down from the top of a skyscraper.
For Blockbuster and Kmart employees, showing up for work every day was like watching grandma slowly lose her mind.
They say salt is bad for you, but not in the way you're thinking.
If you're having trouble doing the dishes, consider hiring a lawyer to give you a chocolate only when you finish.
Corrupt law enforcement is nothing new. Quite a few cops have been dragging their asses way over the thin blue line since time immemorial.
Welcome to the world of 'adult babies,' where people dress like babies, act like babies, and joyfully poop themselves like babies.
Yes, phone-sex is still a thing because tradition is important, even when you're masturbating.
WARNING: The following contains descriptions, but not photos, of graphic genital piercing mishaps.
Hope you weren't prepared to live the life you dreamed of.