My studies would be a tremendous waste of a researcher's time. But that doesn't mean they can't humor me.
The universe itself conspires to make dick jokes a part of our everyday lives.
It turns out Disney's Imagineers have dreamed up some certifiably insane attractions that don't exactly jive with your preconceived image of Disney.
Some Make-A-Wish kids want to be in Star Wars, but not Max. No, Max wanted something a little more dangerous, and the seven-story Con Agra grain mill in Huron, Ohio was just the ticket.
It's time to declutter! Yeah! Let's do some fall cleaning, not gonna save that shit for the spring!
It turns out many of the most prestigious awards are a bunch of bunk.
We sat down with two cancer researchers in the American Southwest, to find out what it's like to be fighting on the front lines in the war on cancer.
My concern is that if my friends were eaten by crocodiles or just got sick of my horrible personality, I'd have no idea how to replace them.
In the case of Safety Pup, making a violent criminal symbolically wear his victim as a skin suit is the kind of shit a serial killer would dream up.
Unlike on television, in the real world bizarre murders only raise more and more questions.
Hi, my name is Erik Germ, and I have been a thumb sucker for 29 years.
Holy moly things were super duper insane back then.
As much as we like to poke fun at superheroes, it's a scientifically proven fact that there are people out there with abilities that belong in an 'X-Men' movie.
The results of combining the two were some deeply weird licensed board games that are probably still populating the backs of closets everywhere.
ISIS must maintain a massive social media presence in order to entice dumbass teenagers with a parental bone to pick to join their cause. The problem is that sometimes their selfies reveal a little too much and Ka-Boom!