Cracked Archive - Weird World

We Were Impregnated By Our Rapists: 4 Bizarre Realities

Some of these babies gradually come to realize that one or more of their parents blame them for the rape that happened before their birth.


Why You've Never Really Tasted Your 6 Favorite Foods

We tend to orient our diets around how our food looks, in lieu of how it actually tastes. And the food industry knows this.


Two Year Faked Coma: 6 People That Worked Hard At Being Lazy

Laziness is like wine: It's only appealing to certain crowds, a surprisingly large amount of work goes into it, and it gets more impressive as time goes on.


Lizard People Secretly Run The World And We Have Proof

Tracking down the lizard people was surprisingly simple. All I had to do was write an interview request on a postcard and drop it in the mail. Didn't even need an address.


6 Insane Structures That Will Be Awesome When Finished

Who wouldn't want to take a slide down from the top of a skyscraper.


5 Apocalyptic Realities Working At A Modern Day Blockbuster

For Blockbuster and Kmart employees, showing up for work every day was like watching grandma slowly lose her mind.


21 Harmless Things That Cause A Surprising Number Of Deaths

They say salt is bad for you, but not in the way you're thinking.


6 Techniques For Self-Motivation (When You Don't Want To)

If you're having trouble doing the dishes, consider hiring a lawyer to give you a chocolate only when you finish.


6 Corrupt Police Forces That Didn't Even Pretend to Give A F

Corrupt law enforcement is nothing new. Quite a few cops have been dragging their asses way over the thin blue line since time immemorial.


6 World-Changing Ideas Ignored For Stupid Reasons

Everything takes a back seat to beer.


4 Realities When You Wear Your Fetish Under Your Clothes

Welcome to the world of 'adult babies,' where people dress like babies, act like babies, and joyfully poop themselves like babies.


Realities Of Being A Gay Phone Sex Operator (Who's Straight)

Yes, phone-sex is still a thing because tradition is important, even when you're masturbating.


Horrific Things You Only See As A Professional Body Piercer

WARNING: The following contains descriptions, but not photos, of graphic genital piercing mishaps.


14 Simple Charts For Teaching Children That Life Is Hard

Hope you weren't prepared to live the life you dreamed of.