Most of the headwinds women face when trying to advance in the workplace exist due to cultural inertia. This is how we've always done it, and fundamental habits are hard to change.
No matter what echelon of society you live in, there is a part of the human brain that stops aging in high school.
Unless you're made of stone, taking other people's cash will sometimes make you feel like the biggest bastard in the world.
If your master was humiliated while delivering a PowerPoint presentation, extreme violence is the answer.
As anybody who's sadly tried to suck the last of the whipped cream out of the can can attest, nitrous oxide can get you high. And, like any powerful drug, it breeds its own kind of addicts.
It turns out there are some chapters of the Bible that are too awkward, terrifying or just plain embarrassing for your average Sunday school teacher to handle.
Nothing important ever goes away -- it just evolves -- and today the tradition of ratcatching lives on through professional exterminators and amateur rat-hunting groups.
When going up against VHS, make sure your product can actually hold a whole movie on it.
I think the log is called ViPR, but maybe I misread something and it's actually the true name of the entity that possesses all these people.
Shoplifters beware ... but not really because proving shoplifting is nigh impossible.
A warm fart in a cold leather coat has but one direction to go.