Suddenly sloths seem a little dangerous.
Showering at someone else's house is never as easy as it seems.
Everyone needs a place where they can blow off some steam, and it turns out that for celebrities that place is Waffle House.
OK, so maybe all that whining has some merit.
Our lives are largely out of our control, and no amount of healthy living will save us from our eventual demise. Unless ...
Despite nobody on earth wanting a third 'Wayne's World,' some brave souls are still fighting for it.
You should know I didn't resort to a madcap heist right away, as is typical for me. I did legitimately try to grow my own pumpkin.
Those fries are bad for your brain.
Biblical miracles can be explained with (wildly unlikely, but still technically possible) science.
Airlines aren't very good at this whole 'business' thing.
Solar flares won't destroy us, just our internet. So, scratch that, solar flares will destroy us.
Using arm wrestling to dictate the terms of a business agreement is simultaneously one of the most badass and most poorly conceived legal agreements in history.