Cracked Archive - Weird World

3 Recipes For A Great New Year's Eve Cocktail Party

Ready to make this New Year's Eve the most scrumptious ever? Then let's get started!


Finally, A Holiday Catalog For The Criminally Insane

Now that your Christmas gifts have been judged and left ye wanting, celebrate the Saint of the Unforgiven and know your heart's desire.


I Travel 365 Days A Year: 5 Bizarre Things You Learn

Life in the jet set isn't all it's cracked up to be.


5 Great Products You Won't Believe Failed Miserably

All we know is that if anything good comes out of new Ghostbusters film, it'll be the return of HI-C Ecto Cooler.


17 Celebrities You Didn't Know Died In 2015 (Part 2)

No one chewed less bubblegum and kicked more ass because of it than 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper.


6 Ways To Be A Better Nerd In 2016

What will the legacy of the Era of the Nerd be? I don't know, but I know if we want to be remembered fondly, there are a few things we have to realize


17 Celebrities You Didn't Know Died In 2015 (Part 1)

R.I.P., George Coe. No one could voice a heroin-addicted butler like you could.


6 Things You Learn Training, And Owning, Service Dogs

We've been breeding dogs for centuries for every dumb task we no longer feel like doing ourselves, but it wasn't until recently that we began training them to help people with disabilities.


6 Insanely Awesome Gifts For People With Way Too Much Money

Right now, a flying car is being developed for consumer use. So start robbing all the banks you can now.


5 Realities Of A Homeless Shelter At Christmas

Most people dream of a white Christmas, unless you're homeless -- then it murders you. We spoke to someone who makes helping these people a full-time job.


4 Lifehacks For People Who Haven't Discovered Adulthood Yet

The key to doing the dishes efficiently: Never have any dishes to clean.


6 Cheerful Christmas Traditions With Shockingly Dark Origins

The origin of the Rudolph story is as depressingly cynical as its underlying message.


6 Gruesome Things You See Working In An Aquarium

When you are a fish in an aquarium, no one can hear you scream.


5 Totally Well-Meaning Things People Do To Ruin The Holidays

Thanks to all you out there trying your damnedest to make the holidays nicer for everyone, even in spite of the fact that you're making things worse.


9 Ads That Should Have Started An Actual War On Christmas

Old-timey Christmas was a strange time, full of alcoholic ghosts and perverted Santas.