Cracked Archive - Weird World
8 Ancient Pain Treatments That Were Metal As Hell
Brace yourself for steampunk medical vibrators.
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- By Jesse
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A-Holes Are Selling Mesh Face-Masks On Etsy
Here's how to make clear your disregard for human life wherever you go.
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- By Dan Duddy
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The Secret, Gross Tradition Of The New York City Marathon
Crossing the bridge isn't worth the toll.
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- By Shea
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6 Animals That Are More Accomplished Than Most Of Us
Some fun animal facts to make you feel worse about your life.
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- By Shea
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The Great Stink of 1858
This stuff was literally killing people.
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- By Jesse
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Sneaky Industry Jargon, Translated
Does a bear shit on your roof?
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- By Cracked Plasticians, Andres Diplotti
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6 Disgusting Facts You Didn't Need To Know, Sorry
It's a gross world, we just live in it.
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- By Shea
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Uh … QAnon Followers Are Winning Elections
Tea Party 2.0
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- By Cedric Voets
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So ... A Third Of Pakistan's Pilots Have Fake Licenses
We didn't need another reason not to fly right now, but here's a pretty good one.
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- By Dan Duddy
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The Incredibly Dark Garfield Strip You’ve Never Seen
Maw Maw just wanted to play!
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- By Jesse
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You Legally Can't Criticize Goldman Sachs With Their Own Font; We Did It With Other Ones
If you can't type anything nice, don't type nothing at all.
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- By Cedric Voets
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People Whose Lives Were Ruined By Winning The Lottery
Be careful what you wish for.
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- By Shea
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The Horrifying 1970's Children's Book You've Never Seen
This book makes Goosebumps look like The Cat In The Hat.
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- By Jesse
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