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3 Recipes For A Great New Year's Eve Cocktail Party
Ready to make this New Year's Eve the most scrumptious ever? Then let's get started!
- By Luis Prada
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- December 31, 2015
Finally, A Holiday Catalog For The Criminally Insane
Now that your Christmas gifts have been judged and left ye wanting, celebrate the Saint of the Unforgiven and know your heart's desire.
- By Brendan McGinley
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- December 24, 2015
I Travel 365 Days A Year: 5 Bizarre Things You Learn
Life in the jet set isn't all it's cracked up to be.
- By Ryan Menezes, Anonymous
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- December 24, 2015
5 Great Products You Won't Believe Failed Miserably
All we know is that if anything good comes out of new Ghostbusters film, it'll be the return of HI-C Ecto Cooler.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- December 23, 2015
17 Celebrities You Didn't Know Died In 2015 (Part 2)
No one chewed less bubblegum and kicked more ass because of it than 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper.
- By Justin Crockett
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- December 23, 2015
6 Ways To Be A Better Nerd In 2016
What will the legacy of the Era of the Nerd be? I don't know, but I know if we want to be remembered fondly, there are a few things we have to realize
- By J.F. Sargent
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- December 22, 2015
17 Celebrities You Didn't Know Died In 2015 (Part 1)
R.I.P., George Coe. No one could voice a heroin-addicted butler like you could.
- By Justin Crockett
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- December 22, 2015
6 Things You Learn Training, And Owning, Service Dogs
We've been breeding dogs for centuries for every dumb task we no longer feel like doing ourselves, but it wasn't until recently that we began training them to help people with disabilities.
- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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- December 22, 2015
6 Insanely Awesome Gifts For People With Way Too Much Money
Right now, a flying car is being developed for consumer use. So start robbing all the banks you can now.
- By Cher Martinetti
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- December 21, 2015
5 Realities Of A Homeless Shelter At Christmas
Most people dream of a white Christmas, unless you're homeless -- then it murders you. We spoke to someone who makes helping these people a full-time job.
- By Anna Dakota, Anonymous
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- December 21, 2015
4 Lifehacks For People Who Haven't Discovered Adulthood Yet
The key to doing the dishes efficiently: Never have any dishes to clean.
- By Alice Jane Axness
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- December 20, 2015
6 Cheerful Christmas Traditions With Shockingly Dark Origins
The origin of the Rudolph story is as depressingly cynical as its underlying message.
- By Pat Carnell
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- December 20, 2015
6 Gruesome Things You See Working In An Aquarium
When you are a fish in an aquarium, no one can hear you scream.
- By George Baily, Ryan Menezes
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- December 20, 2015
5 Totally Well-Meaning Things People Do To Ruin The Holidays
Thanks to all you out there trying your damnedest to make the holidays nicer for everyone, even in spite of the fact that you're making things worse.
- By C. Coville
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- December 19, 2015
9 Ads That Should Have Started An Actual War On Christmas
Old-timey Christmas was a strange time, full of alcoholic ghosts and perverted Santas.
- By Diana McCallum
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- December 19, 2015
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